Gabe
@gappyharrisjr.bsky.social
Bitch. Lover. Child. (Pet) Mother.
She's bigly. Got a new desk I have to put together this evening & very excited to get this shit all set up ✨
March 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
She's bigly. Got a new desk I have to put together this evening & very excited to get this shit all set up ✨
I picked the worst fucking time to try sobriety again
March 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I picked the worst fucking time to try sobriety again
If you see an influx of activity from me on LinkedIn please don't make fun of me
March 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If you see an influx of activity from me on LinkedIn please don't make fun of me
Casey asked me "would you like me to rewind that and turn subtitles off so you can see better?"
March 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Casey asked me "would you like me to rewind that and turn subtitles off so you can see better?"
My geology class manages to be very interesting and also the most boring thing I've ever had to learn
March 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My geology class manages to be very interesting and also the most boring thing I've ever had to learn
Invoking the spirit of Billy May 'Dead Eyes' Dempsey
December 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Invoking the spirit of Billy May 'Dead Eyes' Dempsey
Now that I can't (won't) walk outside, I am trying to make the most of being trapped indoors. So far so good!
December 21, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Now that I can't (won't) walk outside, I am trying to make the most of being trapped indoors. So far so good!
Who up tryna get they joseph slopped ?
December 21, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Who up tryna get they joseph slopped ?
A coworker who is capable of being horny and nasty unabashedly on the clock is an advanced level pervert and should be avoided at all costs
December 19, 2024 at 7:59 PM
A coworker who is capable of being horny and nasty unabashedly on the clock is an advanced level pervert and should be avoided at all costs
I know not everyone is lucky to have giant families. I am grateful for that and I love them all. That being said, I don't want to see these people again until Spring
December 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I know not everyone is lucky to have giant families. I am grateful for that and I love them all. That being said, I don't want to see these people again until Spring
Every time I see a salvation army bell ringer I am forced to remember the time my friend and I were walking into a grocery store, the ringer said "Merry Christmas!" to her, then looked at me and said "Happy Hanukkah"
December 18, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Every time I see a salvation army bell ringer I am forced to remember the time my friend and I were walking into a grocery store, the ringer said "Merry Christmas!" to her, then looked at me and said "Happy Hanukkah"
Final grades for fall semester posted today. I started the semester with 3 classes, had a crisis, dropped 2 classes, changed my major, and ended with a B+ even though I was phoning it in pretty hard the last month or so ✨
December 17, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Final grades for fall semester posted today. I started the semester with 3 classes, had a crisis, dropped 2 classes, changed my major, and ended with a B+ even though I was phoning it in pretty hard the last month or so ✨
Pilates followed by a nacho bell grande progress is not linear
December 17, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Pilates followed by a nacho bell grande progress is not linear
Putting my sister between the tines of my fork so I can pretend she's in jail
(she identity thefted me)
(she identity thefted me)
December 11, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Putting my sister between the tines of my fork so I can pretend she's in jail
(she identity thefted me)
(she identity thefted me)
My angle was weird so it looks like my eyes are closed but I felt cute so whatever
December 8, 2024 at 4:09 AM
My angle was weird so it looks like my eyes are closed but I felt cute so whatever
My rendition of a billboard I saw for a law firm.
Anyway, if it were my firm I wouldn't bring up dog fighting in my advertisement featuring a football player
Anyway, if it were my firm I wouldn't bring up dog fighting in my advertisement featuring a football player
December 7, 2024 at 4:25 AM
My rendition of a billboard I saw for a law firm.
Anyway, if it were my firm I wouldn't bring up dog fighting in my advertisement featuring a football player
Anyway, if it were my firm I wouldn't bring up dog fighting in my advertisement featuring a football player
I know I am always posting these assholes, but they really are my entire world. Yet they test my patience in ways I never could have imagined. In the middle of typing this, I had to get up and see what the hell the racket was they were making in the living room
December 6, 2024 at 6:18 AM
I know I am always posting these assholes, but they really are my entire world. Yet they test my patience in ways I never could have imagined. In the middle of typing this, I had to get up and see what the hell the racket was they were making in the living room
Movie theatre loud talkers and singers... a curse on your bloodline for 5 generations
December 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Movie theatre loud talkers and singers... a curse on your bloodline for 5 generations
New Sisyphean Task just dropped: listening to a podcast or audio book, realizing you zoned out, rewinding it, zoning out again at the same spot etc etc
December 5, 2024 at 8:19 PM
New Sisyphean Task just dropped: listening to a podcast or audio book, realizing you zoned out, rewinding it, zoning out again at the same spot etc etc
Reposted by Gabe
Try not to live a life that has most people celebrating your death
BREAKING: Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, was shot and killed outside a Manhattan hotel in an apparent targeted attack, law enforcement official says
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in midtown Manhattan, official says | CNN
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, a law enforcement official tells CNN.
www.cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Try not to live a life that has most people celebrating your death
I looked really good on Saturday but you're gonna have to take my word for it because this was the only picture I took
December 2, 2024 at 4:18 AM
I looked really good on Saturday but you're gonna have to take my word for it because this was the only picture I took
In Sensory Hell (at a hibachi restaurant seated next to 3 toddlers)
November 29, 2024 at 11:35 PM
In Sensory Hell (at a hibachi restaurant seated next to 3 toddlers)
The Fire stick/tv interface is a fucking nightmare
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 AM
The Fire stick/tv interface is a fucking nightmare
Well. My big fear of getting called Beetlejuice became a reality.
November 29, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Well. My big fear of getting called Beetlejuice became a reality.