garagegui.bsky.social
@garagegui.bsky.social
Do you drink alcohol? You could blend in with the locals.
January 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
*Car market crash
*AI drops out of vogue
*New artificial sweetener
*Another new fuel source we'll never see.
*The Octopus lady goes viral
*Potatoes become sentient and begin their slow inexorable conquest of the planet.
January 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I love that he has no neck. Just a head and then a body. I desperately need an Ammo in my life.
December 23, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Don't be fooled. That is the look of a cat that is planning mischief. The head tilt, the dilated eyes, all signs of shenanigans.
December 23, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Does Congress have a written dress code? If so, the rules apply to him.
December 23, 2024 at 3:52 AM
He's only in there because he wants to be in there.
December 23, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I literally have the same dialogue with myself when the alarm goes off in the morning.

Surely nobody expects him to get out of bed. (Gets out of bed)
December 19, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Looks to be sleeping peacefully. Quick Walk across his face to wake him up. Revenge opportunities are fleeting.
December 18, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Crathos the destroyer of worlds.... Or Gary.
December 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Yeah Jonesy knew what was up.
December 18, 2024 at 4:30 AM
It's not skittish. It's hyper aware
December 18, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Happy anniversary!
December 18, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Meet Minion
My Bullsnake.
December 18, 2024 at 3:47 AM
With a few friends she could turn it to a team exercise.
December 18, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I think they only exist in convenience store bathrooms. They are single ply and you can see through them if you hold them up to the light. Would not recommend. 0 out of 5 stars
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
She looks like you just told her the Easter Bunny wasn't real.
December 5, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Would a Mad Max Thunderdome event be too much?
December 5, 2024 at 5:04 AM
It's my experience that they are closer to 20 ft filled with eight people. But I'm no historian.
December 4, 2024 at 6:37 AM
How about "make mistakes and then don't repeat them"?
December 4, 2024 at 4:46 AM