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Michaela
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Disappointed Ohio sports fan

She/Her. Columbus Crew. Cincinnati Reds
About to check into the hospital in a couple hours to have this baby. Send good thoughts 🥹
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Guys I get to meet my baby Wednesday 🥹🥹🥹
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Working until your due date is for the birds
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
How do the rolls even look dry and unseasoned
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Buried my grandma yesterday who didn’t make it long enough to see her first great grandchild, then learned today my other grandma is in the hospital for heart failure. I’m a gajillion years pregnant. Send help. I need it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
That Vancouver/LAFC game was absolutely wild. Always happy when Bouanga loses though
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Watching LAFC lose right now is good for my soul
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Working your last month of pregnancy should be a *crime*
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Welp see you all for Crewsmas #crew96
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Gestational diabetes is ruining my life what do you mean I can’t have the food truck’s quesadilla for lunch at work 😭😭😭
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My husband travels weekly for work (via plane), my baby is due in five weeks. What if he can’t make it home if I’m in labor
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
What a good game for this pregnant lady to end on. Time to win the whole fucking thing #crew96
a man says well then i guess there is only one thing left to do
ALT: a man says well then i guess there is only one thing left to do
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November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Tonight’s likely the last home game of the season, and my last game before baby is born. Let’s make it count Crew Fans! #crew96
November 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Man dodgers are gonna win aren’t they
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I decided to play with fire today and eat some ice cream at lunch and it single-handedly wrecked my blood sugar for the entire rest of the day. Gestational diabetes can get fucked
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I hate being gestational diabetic because what do you mean I have to tell my pregnancy cravings NO. The pregnant lady just wants a goddamn bowl of cereal
October 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m smelling a Crew dub today
October 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
????? I work for a children’s hospital that was first founded in the late 1800s
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Having gestational diabetes sucks. That is all
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Got a continuous glucose monitor today and I really wasn’t prepared for *fun bonus spike over two hours after my meal that definitely wasn’t captured by doing finger pricks* and it’s now making me question my choices lol
October 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Guys guys guys my baby looks just like me
October 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’m literally having a baby in less than two months how did this happen
October 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Learned yesterday I can’t eat chipotle with GD, today we’re gonna see if I can eat sourdough bread 🥲 this has been such a fun time
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Doing my yearly Haunting of Hill House pilgrimage for the best time of the year
October 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Since getting a gestational diabetes diagnosis I’ve started eating lower carb until I can get to the pregnancy dietitian, and I’m sad to report I feel better 🥲 I’d kill someone for Taco Bell right now but they definitely got the diagnosis right
October 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM