garblim.bsky.social
@garblim.bsky.social
Aerial acrobat, therapist, queer, polymath, and general weirdo based in the twin cities
Well now I want the context more
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
As someone who lives in Minneapolis, pretty sure you'd get about the same results here. People who live here? Yeah, we're safe (apart from the invading gestapo), people who don't live here? They call it "murderapolis"
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
And how does that make you feel?
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
But more generally, yeah, a lot of jazz got smoothed out, and made boring, in the years that followed. The idea of playing "in the pocket" rather than "on the beat" got lost somehow even though it was what made it distinctive
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Ooo, little bit of context about music from that era in case you didn't know: if it seems like it's about food, it's probably about sex. The spinach song is pretty obvious about it, but, ex, "I like pie, I like cake" is about going down on a woman
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Okay but have you ever seen a bunch of drunk squirrels? They're adorable and slightly concerning
December 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why's it got to be a date? This just sounds like a good friendship. My friends and I often trade fixation rambles
December 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What about the Epstein files
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How clever was the sheep inventing shepherds to solve their problems for them
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My partner tells me I'm good at cracking her back, so next time you're in the area stop by for thirty seconds
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Too high effort, have you looked at these guys? Muk is literally just some muck. Ekans is just a snake. Ratatat is just a rat with a stutter. Only thing different is they're all purple. Pikachu is a pika with a lightning bolt tail!
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My main critique of both films is that they made the smart inventive person a villain both times. On the other hand modern tech Bros aren't doing a whole lot to challenge the narrative
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Deep frying, don't even care which heritage. Catfish? Disgusting, deep fried catfish? Delicious. Chickens? You have chickens don't you Zach? What about them makes you think "these look tasty". That's right, they don't, but deep fry them? Amazing
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM