garden tools
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abolish time, it's groove time https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hz2nddanc3palswbxogq76vo/feed/aaapkpczlskne
this is an important first step in teaching rats to be future luigis
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
this is an important first step in teaching rats to be future luigis
this was like an episode of trailer park boys
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
this was like an episode of trailer park boys
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Similarly a big day to declare that the Prime Minister of the UK can't say anything about international law, unlike everyone else, because he is mummy's special boy.
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Similarly a big day to declare that the Prime Minister of the UK can't say anything about international law, unlike everyone else, because he is mummy's special boy.
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Me when people make it about what Maduro has done in the context of a clearly illegal attack motivated by oil.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Me when people make it about what Maduro has done in the context of a clearly illegal attack motivated by oil.
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the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now
shooting dried beans out of a bb gun
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
shooting dried beans out of a bb gun
apparently his favourite film is citizen kane
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
apparently his favourite film is citizen kane
holy moly I need this
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
holy moly I need this
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We take a brief break from endlessly rattling on about how we must Defend Our Borders to take a massive fucking dump on the concept of sovereignty for other nations, thank you for your understanding
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
We take a brief break from endlessly rattling on about how we must Defend Our Borders to take a massive fucking dump on the concept of sovereignty for other nations, thank you for your understanding