Boring cop copes by denial. "There's nothing wrong with me. I'm absolutely normal boring cop. Not a fuck-up at all. Look at me, not standing out whatsoever."

And apocalypse cop, the most interesting archetype in my opinion (since it involves literal visions of canon-esque future).

Superstar cop copes by inflating his sense of self-importance to the point where he can think, "It doesn't matter how much of a fuck up I am, I'm so amazing that it totally compensates all my faults!"

Sorry cop copes by self-flaggelation. If you hurt yourself first, the world can't do it.

what a coincidentally similar range of inspirations
have you tried cosplay?