The Frank conundrum: what are people using to suggest he should be given more time? Who is available to replace him if he shouldn't get more time? He's the equivalent of a cat being dropped with a piece of toast tied, jam side up, on its head. Just revolves around in some weird limbo.

This game has genuinely been stolen from us

That motto is why you got sacked by the Fire Brigade

Who's this youth player Frank has had to turn to?

Likely true but fuck me, has he not seen how slack Bentancur can be on the ball. I'd also make an observation about him not trusting Brennan Johnson and how flawed that is but it's been a long day and my run earlier was so pleasing I nearly wrote a sonnet about it. I can see that gesture, you know.

Drop Bentancur, play Bergvall in the middle, fuck up the opposition. [Folds arms, will NOT listen to "but we need more solidity" nonsense, points to previous results]

Take Simons out and put Sarr in and that's my guess.

Proper

If I asked if it cut the mustard for you, would that be a block or just a world weary shake of the head?

What Johnson chat is this? [Rising above the need to make a childish Johnson gag]

"I've won all the majors, I'm one of the greatest to ever play the sport but..."

@forzabahab.bsky.social, has to be your turn mate. Has to be.

Because they're cunts

[doffs cap] Bologna lad, right?