Gareth Prior
@garethprior.bsky.social
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Poet. By day, Bursar at St Hugh’s College, Oxford, and trustee at The Poetry Society.
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Some quick googling has just confirmed that’s the joint-second worst score in #strictly history (there’s been one other 10 and an 8; the rest of the catastrophes have been 11s or 12s).
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It’s the first dance of the series and it…sucks. #strictly
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Fewer than two days now till wave twenty-three of @iambapoet.com arrives on screens large and small.

There's also only a week left until YOU can audition for your place in the journal in either 2026 or 2027.

Find out what you need to do, and be ready to submit next week. 🤞🏻

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Audition for poetry journal iamb in Sept 2025
Audition to be part of quarterly poetry journal iamb between the 20th and 27th of September 2025.
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If there’s a shag on stage in Act I, it had better go off by Act III…
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(and a separate compound-noun for the realisation that you’ve left an egregious typo in the middle of your post about it)
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If it doesn’t already, German should have a l compound-noun for the satisfaction that a middle-aged British man feels in a central Paris restaurant when the bill arrives and he realises his flurry of semi-idiomatic French has headed off the post-Brexit Dance of the Service Charge…
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I’ve always been a sucker for a casual memento mori while crossing an international border.
Photograph of a Eurostar onboard café cup with the slogan ‘I am compostable’.
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Got bumped onto the earlier Eurostar at Gare du Nord just as it was about to depart (excellent) then had the hilarious experience of (1) the nice woman at the gate saying we didn’t need to run, then (2) the guys on the platform saying: ‘Run!’.

[P.S. we made it]
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(Correction: 15th century)
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The ticket inspector on the Rome-Milan train just got excited at this and started talking to us about medieval manuscripts. I love this whole region...
A copy of Umberto Eco’s The Name of the Rose
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To be fair, there are easier ways of laundering money in this town…
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Second iteration of a new invention: “Tagliatelle alla Laura in Trastevere” (slow-cooked aubergine; garlic; Gorgonzola piccante; tuna; basil).

It’s a thing.
Photograph of an aubergine pasta dish framed by a glass of Greco and a side salad.
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Yes to all of this — I keep coming back to William Gibson’s Neuromancer — a truly sentient AI (which I believe to be an impossibility, but whatever) wouldn’t be a friend — it would be a voluntary pact with a demon.
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My problem with the article — and with many other conversations on related topics recently — is the docility with which we’ve side-stepped the question of what it means to be sentient, or to suffer, or to experience the world in all its imperfections.
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Ah — I think we’re agreeing. Strongly.
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Out of interest, why?
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Roman pigeons rocking the moody album-cover vibe…
Three pigeons perched on Chiesa Di San Callisto in Trastevere, emoting.
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Early morning run…
View of St Peter’s square with the papal balcony centre and the dome of the cathedral above. Castel Sant’Angelo seen from the Sant’Angelo bridge Sculpture of an angel on the Sant’Angelo bridge View of the Forum from behind the Piazza del Campidoglio
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“But I was lost in a dark wood,” he said comedically.
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In my third year as an undergraduate, I shared a bathroom overlooking the dome of the Radcliffe Camera and assumed that this was the most ridiculous position of unearned privilege in which I would ever have cause to wash my hands. As usual, I was wrong.
View of the Duomo in Florence over rooftops.