I just found out they have been adding new elements to the periodic table, I thought that shit was permanent??? There’s been 4 new elements since I actually paid attendance to that shit.

If my fiancée eats all my of my snack again without telling me, I’m going to divorce him.

Imagine being so bothered by someone the last thing you do in the year is unfollow them on all their socal medias bffr lmao

My ex took me off his Amazon prime family membership, but I managed to save over $100 because he hadn’t noticed until now LMFAO

LOCKED IN, I love you baby @cartervailmusic.bsky.social

#cartervail #spotifywrapped

The cure for the common flu is not being in a relationship

My boyfriend got me sick

Vito beat out nearly 2,000 other dogs to become the first pug to win the National Dog Show. The two-year-old pup became a sensation on Thursday, when the competition, which was held earlier this month, was broadcast on NBC after the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...

I’m a master manipulator (I convinced my boyfriend to buy me a little treat)

Spotify give me my wrapped or so help me I will switch to Apple Music

#spotify #applemusic #spotifywrapped

My IDGAF attitude only exists when my anxiety doesn’t, which is never.

Can Pedro Pascal be in a movie or TV series and not die? That’d be great. I’m tired of having my heart broken.

Yes I left the theatre after Pedro Pascal’s screen time was over, it’s all I came for.
#gladiator2

I did the thing