got super excited to get asked to participate in a primary poll I love being a part of polls
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
got super excited to get asked to participate in a primary poll I love being a part of polls
i love dealing with homophobic taunts on the bus. makes me feel like i'm in high school again 😞
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i love dealing with homophobic taunts on the bus. makes me feel like i'm in high school again 😞
mad salty cause a coworker got the professional development grant i applied for and i didn't and she just started here three months ago. ive been here for almost six! and she already has more degrees than me. greedy 😡😡😡
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
mad salty cause a coworker got the professional development grant i applied for and i didn't and she just started here three months ago. ive been here for almost six! and she already has more degrees than me. greedy 😡😡😡
god i hate amazon gee thanks for canceling my order. if it weren't for them, some fraudster would have sent stuff i wanted to my door
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
god i hate amazon gee thanks for canceling my order. if it weren't for them, some fraudster would have sent stuff i wanted to my door
i do love spreadsheets and unnecessarily color coding them
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i do love spreadsheets and unnecessarily color coding them
i could never wear shorts or sweatpants in the office it took me three years to get the courage to wears jeans outside of fridays
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i could never wear shorts or sweatpants in the office it took me three years to get the courage to wears jeans outside of fridays
a fifty year mortgage is so funny we're so close to reinventing serfdom
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
a fifty year mortgage is so funny we're so close to reinventing serfdom
i apologize to anyone who knew me 2019-2024. evil vapors had me in their grip
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i apologize to anyone who knew me 2019-2024. evil vapors had me in their grip
group chats never fail to stress me out. and there's no group chat worse than a work group chat 😭
October 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
group chats never fail to stress me out. and there's no group chat worse than a work group chat 😭
my jury duty next week was just canceled it's a Halloween miracle.
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
my jury duty next week was just canceled it's a Halloween miracle.
it's crazy to think that if i was born before the 21st century i likely would have died mysteriously in my 20s after suddenly getting very sick
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
it's crazy to think that if i was born before the 21st century i likely would have died mysteriously in my 20s after suddenly getting very sick
if i'm killed in a crosswalk, they should know that i hated cars and my last wish is to be as absolutely spiteful as possible to the driver who got me
October 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
if i'm killed in a crosswalk, they should know that i hated cars and my last wish is to be as absolutely spiteful as possible to the driver who got me
reading about the dotcom bubble is so fun. nothing like that could ever happen again, i'm sure!
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
reading about the dotcom bubble is so fun. nothing like that could ever happen again, i'm sure!
is it just me or does like a third of the entire internet being out because everything runs on one cloud service make anyone else nervous
October 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
is it just me or does like a third of the entire internet being out because everything runs on one cloud service make anyone else nervous
i think dogs should always have biblical names and cats should always have silly names.
October 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i think dogs should always have biblical names and cats should always have silly names.
everyone who touches me without knowing me like That needs to be launched into space. i hate that "don't touch me" makes me sound like a miserable grinch to everyone.
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
everyone who touches me without knowing me like That needs to be launched into space. i hate that "don't touch me" makes me sound like a miserable grinch to everyone.
i love exercise and drinking water im going to live foreverrr
October 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i love exercise and drinking water im going to live foreverrr
y tu mama tambien is kind of soul crushing . flawless movie
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
y tu mama tambien is kind of soul crushing . flawless movie
paid $25 for someone to put my piercings back in because im too big a goober to do it on my own. next im gonna have to start paying people to open jars for me
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
paid $25 for someone to put my piercings back in because im too big a goober to do it on my own. next im gonna have to start paying people to open jars for me
ive been on a four-time three stars streak on my letterboxd i love watching only somewhat mediocre films
October 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
ive been on a four-time three stars streak on my letterboxd i love watching only somewhat mediocre films
limiting myself to only three cans of dr pepper a day makes me feel like i'm in a convent.
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
limiting myself to only three cans of dr pepper a day makes me feel like i'm in a convent.
making plans to peak in my 40s
September 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
making plans to peak in my 40s
sometimes my coworkers will send emails over the weekends and i'm like girl what about the work-life balance
September 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
sometimes my coworkers will send emails over the weekends and i'm like girl what about the work-life balance
my main takeaway from The Jungle is that homeownership is a massive scam. socialism is cool too i guess but that house is a scam for sure
September 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
my main takeaway from The Jungle is that homeownership is a massive scam. socialism is cool too i guess but that house is a scam for sure
i love when ladies in my office come talk to me just to gossip it's the best part of being gay
September 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i love when ladies in my office come talk to me just to gossip it's the best part of being gay