Garland
@garlandaustin.bsky.social
Avid reader, sporadic writer, lucky husband, absentminded wizard poet, enthusiastic baker/cook, lifelong learner, Wiccan-ish pagan shamanistic Taoist, laughter gourmand, frequent weeper, seeker of the magical in the mundane, wryly amused pessimist
FELON
PEDOPHILE
RAPIST
LIAR
ACCESSORY TO MURDER
WAR CRIMINAL
What will it take to charge, convict, and sentence this monstrous human?
PEDOPHILE
RAPIST
LIAR
ACCESSORY TO MURDER
WAR CRIMINAL
What will it take to charge, convict, and sentence this monstrous human?
December 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
FELON
PEDOPHILE
RAPIST
LIAR
ACCESSORY TO MURDER
WAR CRIMINAL
What will it take to charge, convict, and sentence this monstrous human?
PEDOPHILE
RAPIST
LIAR
ACCESSORY TO MURDER
WAR CRIMINAL
What will it take to charge, convict, and sentence this monstrous human?
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by Garland
I'm sorry, but FUCK MARCO RUBIO!
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm sorry, but FUCK MARCO RUBIO!
Reposted by Garland
🇨🇦 If you are a Canadian who still wants to travel to the US, you may want to put that thought aside.
The US Thought Police want your social/personal history for the last five years.
If you have said anything against Felon 47 you might be banned or jailed.
US Tourism is dead.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
The US Thought Police want your social/personal history for the last five years.
If you have said anything against Felon 47 you might be banned or jailed.
US Tourism is dead.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
🇨🇦 If you are a Canadian who still wants to travel to the US, you may want to put that thought aside.
The US Thought Police want your social/personal history for the last five years.
If you have said anything against Felon 47 you might be banned or jailed.
US Tourism is dead.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
The US Thought Police want your social/personal history for the last five years.
If you have said anything against Felon 47 you might be banned or jailed.
US Tourism is dead.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Goldstream Park, annual salmon run
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Goldstream Park, annual salmon run
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
And the fourth and last one (so far; I keep hoping they will make another) ...
#jedandmaurissa
youtu.be/WDim_5RR3ns?...
#jedandmaurissa
youtu.be/WDim_5RR3ns?...
Politics-Free Christmas
YouTube video by Maurissa Tancharoen Whedon
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
And the fourth and last one (so far; I keep hoping they will make another) ...
#jedandmaurissa
youtu.be/WDim_5RR3ns?...
#jedandmaurissa
youtu.be/WDim_5RR3ns?...
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
YouTube video by Maurissa Tancharoen Whedon
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I like to post these every December, not only for those who know and love them, but also hoping to catch a few new eyeballs. Here's one of four ...
#jedandmaurissa
youtu.be/DSa90tgEBDg?...
#jedandmaurissa
youtu.be/DSa90tgEBDg?...
White Christmas
YouTube video by Maurissa Tancharoen Whedon
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I like to post these every December, not only for those who know and love them, but also hoping to catch a few new eyeballs. Here's one of four ...
#jedandmaurissa
youtu.be/DSa90tgEBDg?...
#jedandmaurissa
youtu.be/DSa90tgEBDg?...
Pete Hegseth = mass murderer
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Pete Hegseth = mass murderer
The criminal in charge of the United States proves every day that he is petty, cruel, demented and absolutely unfit for office. He has done irreparable damage to the country.
He needs to be removed and returned to civilian status so that he can serve sentence for his myriad crimes.
So mote it be.
He needs to be removed and returned to civilian status so that he can serve sentence for his myriad crimes.
So mote it be.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The criminal in charge of the United States proves every day that he is petty, cruel, demented and absolutely unfit for office. He has done irreparable damage to the country.
He needs to be removed and returned to civilian status so that he can serve sentence for his myriad crimes.
So mote it be.
He needs to be removed and returned to civilian status so that he can serve sentence for his myriad crimes.
So mote it be.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Mecca was VERY interested in the animated creatures in the Aesop Rock video for "Pay the Man."
#aesoprock
#paytheman
#felinemecca
#aesoprock
#paytheman
#felinemecca
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Mecca was VERY interested in the animated creatures in the Aesop Rock video for "Pay the Man."
#aesoprock
#paytheman
#felinemecca
#aesoprock
#paytheman
#felinemecca
Sunday morning fruit plate: Cara Cara orange, golden kiwi, Bartlett pear
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Sunday morning fruit plate: Cara Cara orange, golden kiwi, Bartlett pear
They've moved past the constant chasing/hunting each other to occasional sweet, affectionate moments; Mecca gave Minnie a little kiss/lick on her forehead.
#felinemecca
#felineminnie
#felinemecca
#felineminnie
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
They've moved past the constant chasing/hunting each other to occasional sweet, affectionate moments; Mecca gave Minnie a little kiss/lick on her forehead.
#felinemecca
#felineminnie
#felinemecca
#felineminnie
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"I've asked you all here to discuss the frequency with which our kibble bowls are topped up ... "
#felinemecca
#felinemecca
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"I've asked you all here to discuss the frequency with which our kibble bowls are topped up ... "
#felinemecca
#felinemecca
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by Garland
Extra, extra! 🐐 📰
The Satanic Temple has launched The Devil’s Pantry, a nationwide emergency food drive.
Learn more: tst.page/devilspantry
If able to, please donate 🙏🏽
If you cannot donate but want to help, please share to help #SignalBoost
Hail Satan🤘🏽
The Satanic Temple has launched The Devil’s Pantry, a nationwide emergency food drive.
Learn more: tst.page/devilspantry
If able to, please donate 🙏🏽
If you cannot donate but want to help, please share to help #SignalBoost
Hail Satan🤘🏽
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Extra, extra! 🐐 📰
The Satanic Temple has launched The Devil’s Pantry, a nationwide emergency food drive.
Learn more: tst.page/devilspantry
If able to, please donate 🙏🏽
If you cannot donate but want to help, please share to help #SignalBoost
Hail Satan🤘🏽
The Satanic Temple has launched The Devil’s Pantry, a nationwide emergency food drive.
Learn more: tst.page/devilspantry
If able to, please donate 🙏🏽
If you cannot donate but want to help, please share to help #SignalBoost
Hail Satan🤘🏽
Reposted by Garland
DST is why most Americans wake by alarm in darkness. Permanent Standard Time would let us sleep longer and awaken naturally to sunlight, for health!
October 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
DST is why most Americans wake by alarm in darkness. Permanent Standard Time would let us sleep longer and awaken naturally to sunlight, for health!