TheKimpire
@garnetankh.bsky.social
Rabid writer, Tiger therian, INTJ, Lovecraftian, cooks with butter, VoicePlay fangirl, occasional singer/musician, coffee fiend, crocheter extraordinaire, possible vampire.
My alter egoes are @PrimalSkies and @TheMadPianess
Do not accept any substitutions
My alter egoes are @PrimalSkies and @TheMadPianess
Do not accept any substitutions
Slapped some rice into a bowl, ladled some Corrupted Hoppin’ John on top, and holy CROW it actually works! I’ll take it. Cheers~
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Slapped some rice into a bowl, ladled some Corrupted Hoppin’ John on top, and holy CROW it actually works! I’ll take it. Cheers~
why not at this point. And more than a dash of spices meant for ramen, because apparently I hate myself.
Let it all cook and summon evil for about 45 minutes, meanwhile cooked up a pot of texmati rice which probably didn’t cook quite long enough but who cares really.
Let it all cook and summon evil for about 45 minutes, meanwhile cooked up a pot of texmati rice which probably didn’t cook quite long enough but who cares really.
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
why not at this point. And more than a dash of spices meant for ramen, because apparently I hate myself.
Let it all cook and summon evil for about 45 minutes, meanwhile cooked up a pot of texmati rice which probably didn’t cook quite long enough but who cares really.
Let it all cook and summon evil for about 45 minutes, meanwhile cooked up a pot of texmati rice which probably didn’t cook quite long enough but who cares really.
I didn’t have celery because to heck with celery, I had way more leftover ham than it called for so into the pot with it!, 3 different kinds of beans (maybe that’s lucky?), a random chunk of hopelessly dried out chicken bouillon, and the remnants of a little can of tomato sauce because
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I didn’t have celery because to heck with celery, I had way more leftover ham than it called for so into the pot with it!, 3 different kinds of beans (maybe that’s lucky?), a random chunk of hopelessly dried out chicken bouillon, and the remnants of a little can of tomato sauce because
Truly when we thought he/they could sink no lower
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Truly when we thought he/they could sink no lower