Garret M
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Garret M
@garretm.bsky.social
Finally.
Never any doubt. Go Ducks.
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media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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I trust Oregon’s offensive line because they got a lot of vowels on their jerseys
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Texas Tech tackle blocking his own guard because he suspected sabotage. Trust no one
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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this is what they leave folded on the coffins of stripper cops who die in the line of duty
if tonight’s Taco Bell Live Más Student Section flag offends you, I’ll help you pack
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
At least Ryan Day isn’t notorious for trying to prove his sports car can be a bulldozer when he’s calling the plays…
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
As an Oregon fan who has waking nightmares of Mario’s Justin Herbert offenses, this tracks.
two lamborghinis that just want to go muddin'
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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HAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYNES KAAAAAAAAAAANG
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
DK should have hit him harder.
[Pelissero] As DK Metcalf awaits the appeals hearing on his two-game suspension, a video of the aftermath of his altercation with a fan, who shouts as he returns to his seat: “That was the goal, folks!” twitter.com/TomPelissero...
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Might *actually* be unfair for Oregon to have both Sadiq and Johnson in the Tight End room.
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Agpocalypse
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Two drunk uncles fighting over the last warm Milwaukee’s Best.
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Assabama
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Ayden Ames is headed to Omaha after committing to Creighton.
December 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
So Xavier is turbo cheeks, huh?
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Many people are saying it:

“Playoff Donkeys.”
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
lol.

Lmao, even.
Texas A&M knocks off undefeated Nebraska in 5 sets and is headed to a national semifinal, Nebraska's first loss at home since 2022 (Minnesota)
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
With everything this Creighton team lost from last year... to return to the Elite 8...

Rosen might have The Juice.
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Warde Manuel: "Alright, Sherrone. Congratulations on being named Head Coach here at Michigan. Now, I just wanted to go over your terms of employment. We really only have two rules here:

1. Don't lose to Ohio State.

2. Don't fuck a staffer."

Sherrone Moore:
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Everyone say it with me, now:

“Michigan head coach Ed Orgeron.”
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Notre Dame join the Big East you cowards.
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Both these teams suck.
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oregon hosting “Just happy to be here” James Madison?
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM