garrett sejr
garrett-sejr.bsky.social
garrett sejr
@garrett-sejr.bsky.social
chicago cat lady man
i knew i loved you, bill.
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
proud of you, corbett. i'll watch a riff in your honor. your choice, what riff means the most to you? do you remember which is your first sober riff?
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
does it also have genghis kahn's DNA, like the rest of us?
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
19 oughties? still not true, but not AS wrong.
October 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
see you in the streets monday!
August 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
yes!
August 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
she's the real deal!
August 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
go see my friend while you're down there! she plays all the time, and is like queen of austin.

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August 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
you can!
August 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
also: clicked, obv
August 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
would have killed to take an etymology class in grammar school. i wanted to work for the OED in high school. would've fit in nicely with french 4, english, german 2, russian 3, art, and varsity soccer senior year.
August 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
nothing like a nice stack of used porn!
August 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM