Garrett S
@garrett93.bsky.social
Nice, quiet Southern boy 😏 Nerdy and horny 😈
I got a big stretch too now! 😏
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I got a big stretch too now! 😏
My view as I take good care of that 🍆
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My view as I take good care of that 🍆
Actually, I think it would have been so much harder for him to keep his damn mouth shut. He HAS to say something even when it’s the dumbest shit ever. God forbid we try and focus our attention on something else besides him for five minutes!
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Actually, I think it would have been so much harder for him to keep his damn mouth shut. He HAS to say something even when it’s the dumbest shit ever. God forbid we try and focus our attention on something else besides him for five minutes!
Nice and warm and tight
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nice and warm and tight
It’s not defamation. It’s the truth.
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It’s not defamation. It’s the truth.
It is now. Imagine being able to wake up and see this smile first thing in the morning! 😍
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It is now. Imagine being able to wake up and see this smile first thing in the morning! 😍
Dear Lord, can I just drown in those gorgeous brown eyes?? 😍
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Dear Lord, can I just drown in those gorgeous brown eyes?? 😍
Oh, he is most definitely the worst president ever.
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh, he is most definitely the worst president ever.
I could use a meaty breakfast! 🔥🥵🔥🍆🔥
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I could use a meaty breakfast! 🔥🥵🔥🍆🔥
Damn. Look at that handsome face.
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Damn. Look at that handsome face.
A truly disgusting human being.
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A truly disgusting human being.
You look very handsome! 😍
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You look very handsome! 😍
Why would anyone try to argue with Wonder Woman? 🤦🏻
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December 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Why would anyone try to argue with Wonder Woman? 🤦🏻
And we wonder what’s wrong with our society? 🤦🏻
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
And we wonder what’s wrong with our society? 🤦🏻
You too, sexy man! 😘
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You too, sexy man! 😘
Happy Friday!! Hope you have a great work out! 💪
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Happy Friday!! Hope you have a great work out! 💪
I need you on top of me so bad! 🔥🍆🔥😍🔥
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I need you on top of me so bad! 🔥🍆🔥😍🔥
I call it hot as hell! 🥵
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I call it hot as hell! 🥵
Looks so inviting! 🔥😍🔥😛🔥🍆😍
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Looks so inviting! 🔥😍🔥😛🔥🍆😍
I’m sorry that happened to you. 🫂 How could anyone not take notice of you? 😍
December 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’m sorry that happened to you. 🫂 How could anyone not take notice of you? 😍
Yes sir. Then can I nibble on your 🍆?
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yes sir. Then can I nibble on your 🍆?
Happy birthday! I may celebrate your day in my birthday suit as well! 😈
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Happy birthday! I may celebrate your day in my birthday suit as well! 😈