Double authenticating the double authenticator tool??? When does it end?

I'm only giving my codes to people I actually want to join this app lol

Anyone else enjoy getting just dumb-high and reading a good book?

Do I remember any of the story?

No. But it genuinely brings so much joy

I'm sorry but Crocs are not appropriate workout shoes...

All these streaming platforms are getting way too expensive, so if Netflix wants to weed themselves out by enabling insane security controls so I can't watch my mediocre Rom Coms so be it

When your team is already short staffed and the company decides to let go of two people from your department

I'm a 3.5 Facebook Marketplace seller because I once rejected a creepy guy who asked me out on a date (over Facebook Messenger) after I sold him Rock Band in a Wal Mart parking lot 🥲

Sippin' coffee, living ' la vida mocha

The best part of being an adult is having that hard earned ✨light✨ beer at the end of a tough work day

First day back at an organized gym in 6 months and I feel like a combination of the Michelin Man and a plate of Jell-O

The perfect weekend

Damn, this summer weather makes me happy 😌