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Garrett Williams
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been thinking about this as well. feels like a savvy move!
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Lofton should also get a 5% bump for immaculate vibes
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I've read this 3x since it was published. Nobody writes dogs better than @albertburneko.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
But where, oh where, will the jailbreak be occurring?!?!
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
thought about this one too and had the exact same internal debate
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
But then Wussy resurrected the title for a different banger!
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm also pro-taps-diversity. And at this point, the hazy/NE-style IPAs have often squeezed out even the "regular" IPAs.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I know this is an incredibly fine and stupid hair to be splitting, but I don't mind people saying "your tastes are bad." If someone thinks IPAs are gross, fine, yell at me about it.

It's way more irksome when I'm accused of *not* actually liking something I claim to, for . . . clout? a "flex?"
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
yes the dancing is the issue, you are very smart
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
cosign
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
like it's fine to just say "that stuff is gross to me personally," without accusing others of flavor-based dishonesty
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
not to get Annoyingly Serious about an inconsequential thing, but I wish people wouldn't say stuff like this. I like bitter stuff including all three of these examples, and it's weird to act like I'm being dishonest or trying to "flex" because my taste buds are wired differently than yours.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Not that it's the main point here, but there's a kind of apartment that can 100% be a luxury shithole.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Yeah I guess I just have a failure of imagination on who that could be, given his current ability to survive any scandal and print unlimited Grift Money.
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Makes sense in theory except who does trump actually care about except himself?
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Through a quirk of my old work I can tell you that he was temporarily neighbors with Chloe Sevigny, lol
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
promise?
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Counterpoint: the Keys are absolutely amazing. There's lots of places that are cool to visit even if they are run by dickheads.
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
sorry can't reply I'm being forced into a mosque
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This is trustworthy intel coming from an Abby.
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
they give the beer to us?
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
oh noooo don't tie the party to the cool handsome popular guy
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM