Garrick Ironbeard
@garrickbeardy.bsky.social
29 He/Him 🇦🇺 || Avid dwarf and beard enthusiast. Bonus points for the oldies. || Shortstacks in the headspace. 🏳️🌈 Dom/Vers. 🔞 || ♫If it aint got hair, I just don't care♫
"But actually, long beards are kinda like capes so you c--"
DON'T CARE
NO SHAVE
BE HAPPY AND HAIRY THX
DON'T CARE
NO SHAVE
BE HAPPY AND HAIRY THX
January 20, 2026 at 11:01 AM
"But actually, long beards are kinda like capes so you c--"
DON'T CARE
NO SHAVE
BE HAPPY AND HAIRY THX
DON'T CARE
NO SHAVE
BE HAPPY AND HAIRY THX
It definitely hurts more than "bih" replacing "bitch"
If you're gonna cuss, COMMIT to it, dammit.
Be free of the chains. Embrace consequences.
If you're gonna cuss, COMMIT to it, dammit.
Be free of the chains. Embrace consequences.
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
It definitely hurts more than "bih" replacing "bitch"
If you're gonna cuss, COMMIT to it, dammit.
Be free of the chains. Embrace consequences.
If you're gonna cuss, COMMIT to it, dammit.
Be free of the chains. Embrace consequences.
Congrats on the follower milestone mate!
Here's another dwarf for your viewing pleasure. ;)
Here's another dwarf for your viewing pleasure. ;)
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Congrats on the follower milestone mate!
Here's another dwarf for your viewing pleasure. ;)
Here's another dwarf for your viewing pleasure. ;)
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Now that's a lot of dwarf concentrated in a body.
Donar takes matters in his own hands to release some of it.
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Part 4
Donar takes matters in his own hands to release some of it.
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Part 4
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Now that's a lot of dwarf concentrated in a body.
Donar takes matters in his own hands to release some of it.
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Part 4
Donar takes matters in his own hands to release some of it.
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Part 4
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His pants didn't last long.
If this keeps on going he might be able to truly fill an entire 5 ft cube, if that hasn't happened already.
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Part 3
If this keeps on going he might be able to truly fill an entire 5 ft cube, if that hasn't happened already.
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Part 3
January 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
His pants didn't last long.
If this keeps on going he might be able to truly fill an entire 5 ft cube, if that hasn't happened already.
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Part 3
If this keeps on going he might be able to truly fill an entire 5 ft cube, if that hasn't happened already.
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Part 3
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Seems like it has quite the immediate effect on Donar!
Good thing Balgrin told him not to wear too much because these pants seem to be a goner soon.
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Part 2
Good thing Balgrin told him not to wear too much because these pants seem to be a goner soon.
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Part 2
January 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Seems like it has quite the immediate effect on Donar!
Good thing Balgrin told him not to wear too much because these pants seem to be a goner soon.
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Part 2
Good thing Balgrin told him not to wear too much because these pants seem to be a goner soon.
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Part 2