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A piece I made after seeing my 1 yr old roll his truck over the keyboard. #piano #music #toddlerinspiration
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Trump has:

- Illegally & unconstitutionally attacked Venezuela

- Provided Netanyahu with $12B in arms sales

- Given Argentina's president a $40B bailout

- Approved the sale of jets & tanks to Saudi Arabia

- Given Qatar an Air Force facility in Idaho

America first? Really?
January 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
“There are too many opinions these days,” the man opined.
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Is there any practical difference between a 79 year old with severe cognitive decline, and a 79 year old who is thinks he has ultimate power?
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
30 to 50 million barrels of oil is what the US consumes in less than three days
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
ICE, short for COWARDICE
January 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.

The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Turns out I live in ChatGPT’s head rent-free #youryearwithchatgpt
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
An ancient pedophile just scrabbling to get a foothold on hatred and division. Seems like he’s slipping to me
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement … “
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This is like if the grinch had returned all the presents but they were empty, the cards all blacked out, the roast beast a pile of charred bones
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Trump’s plan for the Epstein Files
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is the ideal Santa body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

#xfiles #squeeze
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just put down “The Phantom of Kansas” by John Varley. Incredible short story. Could be my absolute favorite. RIP Varley
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The guy who thinks skin color denotes civilization wears face paint the color of fucking Mars
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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The threats from unchecked AI are real — worker displacement, corporate surveillance, invasion of privacy, environmental destruction, unmanned warfare.

Today, a tiny number of billionaires are shaping the future of AI behind closed doors. That is unacceptable. That must change.
The threats from AI are real | Sen. Bernie Sanders
YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Every cat has a novel inside them they need to write and yet are afraid to write, which is why they’re always staring out of windows or napping
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Going through my kids’ backpacks and sifting through their school work. Most of this will go in the fireplace, but occasionally there is something for the ol’ scrapbook. This must be what it feels like to be a slush reader
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If chosen as your bus seatmate I promise to:

- Shrink in size
- Never exhale
- absorb odors rather than expel them
- Be neither attractive nor unattractive
- Miss my own stop if no one else is getting off
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I cannot believe the christofascists have bent the LOTR story to their own ugly design in the same way they did with the Bible, US Constitution, US history, current events, science, facts in general
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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"All of you are going to have to make sacrifices and suffer, so other people don't accidentally get a little something too"
Mike Johnson: "They want to give illegal benefits -- or, benefits back to illegal aliens."
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
There is only one way to "save time," and that is to remove your food from the microwave before the time is up, leaving you those precious seconds on the clock. Save those seconds and roll them over to the next foodstuffs that you microwave, and repeat the process. I myself am up to 11,786 minutes
October 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“It’s actually punk to be obsequious.”

—gen Z republicans
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Mike Johnson blandly telling you he
doesn’t know anything about stabbing you in the stomach and that it is rude that you won't return his expensive knife from your bleeding stomach
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Tried to think of a clever sign to make for the No Kings rally. Going to just carry the big American flag off the front of my house 🇺🇸 . It’s already a No Kings symbol
October 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM