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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 6h
Jd Vance: I like to fuk couches.

Dinesh D'Souza: Hold my sheep lube.
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 6h
I just met a woman at a party and asked her what she did for work...she said..stay at home gf, who supports her bf..but she likes to do karaoke once in while.
Asked her first name...she said it was Taylor
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 6h
makes me wanna dance...
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 6h
elbows up you m-f-ers
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 8h
Tim Cougar Mellenwalz👍
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 9h
Karen with the Kommunist Kvetching🤡
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 12h
last year...NYT executive editor Joe Kahn insisted...that any criticism of Trump (regardless of the facts), was always just Dems wanting the NYT to be Pravda for the Dems.
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 12h
Trump is completely bonkers--out of his mind delusional--1/1000 the mental capacity of Biden---at Biden's worst.
And yet there are ZERO stories about his mental decline published by any member of the WH press corp
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 12h
ironically....Herschel Walker
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 16h
in other words...Lemons and his cousin vinny are going to try to "discover" what the actual crime was...
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 16h
I am voting for Les Canadiens de Montreal.🤡
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 18h
I guess all the pings on his boner alert phone, that he shares with his son--are so distracting...Moses Mike can't look into anything else....
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 19h
Do you and Ken both work for Russia Today---or the NYT?
Vogel has already been exposed as a repeat offender--of spreading Russian propaganda about the Biden family--courtesy of Rudy Giuliani (much of this "info", has since been shown to come from a Russian spy)
www.cjr.org/public_edito...
When New York Times reporting is weaponized
On May 1, The New York Times carried a story on its front page, “For Biden, a Ukraine Matter That Won’t Go Away,” by Kenneth P. Vogel and Iuliia Mendel. It delved into the effort by supporters of Dona...
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 20h
who is you book dedicated to--Vlad--or his cutout...Rudy G?
just sayin', if my name were brought up in Congress as someone who was a willing accomplice to spreading Rudy's Russian fed propaganda about the Biden family--I would not be bragging about it
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When New York Times reporting is weaponized
On May 1, The New York Times carried a story on its front page, “For Biden, a Ukraine Matter That Won’t Go Away,” by Kenneth P. Vogel and Iuliia Mendel. It delved into the effort by supporters of Dona...
www.cjr.org
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 20h
Ken,

Keep up the good work.
Sincerely,

Vlad P & Rudy G
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 1d
herschel going to impregnate some more Bahama Mamas
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 1d
come visit Toronto...all we do is dance...
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 1d
Vlad the (yankee) Impaler🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 1d
please stop being such a spineless hack, writing stories that say...it's impossible to determine if Trump can order furloughed employees not to be paid--when there is a very clear LAW, that they must be paid--a law that Trump signed in 2019.
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 1d
as George W. Bush once said....

banh mi once...shame on me....banh mi twice...won't get fooled again..🤡
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 1d
thank you for the heads up..just read the article.
they are still being killed in the TV version..but not with Perez, since Douglas Henshall left the show.
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 1d
Matty Y to a woman: Hey...wanna go out on a date?

Woman: Uh....not a chance in hell.
Matty Y: Why are you cancelling me? I am going to have to write about it on substack and tweet about it 100 times.

(btw--Bari Weiss was on Maher so often, I thought she was a co-host)
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 1d
hey NYT---are you going to point out that Benjamin Netanyahu has been close friends with the Kushner family for decades and is the equivalent of Jared's godfather?

Of course not--that would be doing journalism.
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 1d
Democratic strongholds? NYT making it sound like these are foreign entities that the United States is at war with--NYT is such a collaborator with this regime that the ghost of Marshal Petain is embarrassed.
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social · 1d
that's why they went to MAGA hack (and notoriously bad landlord) Marc Caputo to spread their propaganda....rest of the WH press corp will be too lazy to find out the truth
www.axios.com/2025/10/07/t...
Scoop: White House memo says furloughed federal workers aren't entitled to backpay
A move to deny backpay to up to 750,000 furloughed workers would dramatically escalate Trump's pressure on Democrats to end the shutdown.
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