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Gary1955

@gary1955.bsky.social

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Retired, 2X cancer survivor. 7 plus years in remission. All typos are intentional. Deal with it. You know who you are. I call my wife, wifey. Only on social media. Among other things, I refer to the motherfucker as Florida fats. I rarely use his name.

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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · Nov 23

I had tariffs explained to me by a magat earlier today. He said that when tariffs start that prices will drop because China will pay the tariffs. I tried to explain to him using a $20 item that a 20% tariff will add $4 to the cost of the item. His reply was that China will pay it.

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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 24m

Down here during the off season some restaurants have dinner specials. We were at one that offered a pineapple hamburger. That would be a no.

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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 32m

Wine can work in a pinch. Just no pineapple.

Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 39m

Morning kiddo. We might get a frost tonight. Right now it's 55⁰. I'm not putting the heat on. Why do we need a National Beer and Pizza Day? Beer always goes with pizza.

Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 59m

My monies on it falling apart.

Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 18h

Question for everyone: Since the shutdown started has anyone heard any news networks mention the Epstein files? They tried everything thing. The shutdown worked.

#ReleasetheTrumpEpsteinFiles
#ReleasetheTrumpEpsteinFiles #ReleasetheTrumpEpsteinFiles #ReleasetheTrumpEpsteinFiles

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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 23h

a man says " can you blame me " in a youngertv advertisement

ALT: a man says " can you blame me " in a youngertv advertisement

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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 1d

I spelled the wrong word correctly. Just the wrong word. 😂😂😂😂

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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 1d

Shhhh, don't tell her
😂😂😂😂

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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 1d

If you're talking about Pierogi, you better Google it.

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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 1d

Morning kiddo. It's been raining since 1 am. We put the AC on last night bc we didn't want to wake up and shut the windows at 1 am. I like pierogis. I have to call the grammer police bc you can't spell the national day correctly. What's this would coming to?

a police car with the words here comes the grammar police written on it

ALT: a police car with the words here comes the grammar police written on it

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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds good.

Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 1d

I know this will be hard. Tell me anyway.