..i don’t like the carpet in our living room.. am sorry family that’s it no other solution but to knock down & bulldoze our entire house to the ground

He’s really just a pound shop gossip columnist creeping & sneaking around Westminster earwigging conversations like Gollum in Lord of the rings

Excellent- listening.. helpful in passing the time stood in the long queue at the PR post office this morning

Indeed- today that regular 6.30am chit chat slot on ITV good morning Britain they wheeled out Kwarteng to pass judgement & comment upon the budget.. quickly switched channels to Ramsay’s kitchen nightmares USA

…oh dear how sad never mind … live from some back street boozer Mike Graham & Jon “Gaunty” Gaunt share yet another beer reminiscing about what could have been

Presumably Graham is now asking Jon Gaunt for some tips & guidance how to claim universal credit

Better known as
“Tel Aviv Steve”
same opinions, new tan

Laura K should said perhaps KS could have gone in secret like you did

With Tice resorting to personal attacks rather than engaging with ideas, I’d see that as quite flattering Zack. It tells me he’s ran out of intelligent arguments against your message. Serious people debate ideas; desperate ones attack individuals …keep going Zack

If Islam “expects you to live in a certain way,” then Richard Tice’s girlfriend seems to be enjoying the dress code just fine at Dubai brunches.

C4 news leading with 4 stories Poland, Gaza, etc not a peep about the bloody Windsors

….and nothing not even a quote or 2 minute interview with Nigel Farage about this royal event

Mason – a loyal BBC / Gibb door opening, bag carrying stooge masquerading as a political correspondent

Ever cloud James - Bloke draped in the flag, tinny in hand, screaming ‘they’re takin’ our jobs!’ … Meanwhile in the background: do you notice the senior McKinsey partner casually waiting by his white Audi with a consultancy offer in the alcohol beverage sector. The flag works in mysterious ways

I recall most of press went into meltdown because Gary Lineker tweeted about Gaza?
Now Rylan Clark calls the govt’s small boats policy ‘insane’ — not a peep from the outrage brigade.