Gary Morris
@garymmorris.bsky.social
literary agent, curfewed flâneur
“Brian Eno Was practicing Oblique Strategies in Exactly the Right Way”
October 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Brian Eno Was practicing Oblique Strategies in Exactly the Right Way”
How it started
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How it’s going
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How it’s going
May 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
How it started
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How it’s going
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How it’s going
MitchcConnell: ally of the proletariat
April 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
MitchcConnell: ally of the proletariat
News? @nytimes.com, you reviewed a musical about this statistic in 1988!
February 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
News? @nytimes.com, you reviewed a musical about this statistic in 1988!
Missed that last season where Ted Lasso takes over El Salvador
February 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Missed that last season where Ted Lasso takes over El Salvador
“The Zone of Interest” was not the Oscar winner I expected to sell theme park rights
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“The Zone of Interest” was not the Oscar winner I expected to sell theme park rights
His two best movies!
January 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
His two best movies!
He really must have hated A Complete Unknown
January 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
He really must have hated A Complete Unknown
On the bright side, no one’s bowling alone anymore
December 12, 2024 at 11:29 PM
On the bright side, no one’s bowling alone anymore
Count on Susan Collins to make Matt Gaetz’s withdrawal over statutory rape allegations sound like he was first off the boat at Normandy
November 21, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Count on Susan Collins to make Matt Gaetz’s withdrawal over statutory rape allegations sound like he was first off the boat at Normandy
Kamala had one chance to win: if at every rally she read verbatim the Project 2025 paragraph about outlawing all pornography. She’d have run the board.
November 6, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Kamala had one chance to win: if at every rally she read verbatim the Project 2025 paragraph about outlawing all pornography. She’d have run the board.
Truly is the end, final times
October 25, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Truly is the end, final times
Han Kang is 53–I dispute this blatant editorializing
October 10, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Han Kang is 53–I dispute this blatant editorializing
Eric Adams has done too much for New York. That’s always the reason.
September 26, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Eric Adams has done too much for New York. That’s always the reason.
Lamestream Medea, Euripides’s Godfather Part III
September 14, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Lamestream Medea, Euripides’s Godfather Part III
Sondheim foretold it in 1981:
“And some day elections will be unknown
'Cause each of our kids will ascend the throne
And their kids have more kids with kids of their own
It's sort of a family knack
Till most of the nation's
Made up of relations
Of Bobby and Jackie and Jack”
“And some day elections will be unknown
'Cause each of our kids will ascend the throne
And their kids have more kids with kids of their own
It's sort of a family knack
Till most of the nation's
Made up of relations
Of Bobby and Jackie and Jack”
August 5, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Sondheim foretold it in 1981:
“And some day elections will be unknown
'Cause each of our kids will ascend the throne
And their kids have more kids with kids of their own
It's sort of a family knack
Till most of the nation's
Made up of relations
Of Bobby and Jackie and Jack”
“And some day elections will be unknown
'Cause each of our kids will ascend the throne
And their kids have more kids with kids of their own
It's sort of a family knack
Till most of the nation's
Made up of relations
Of Bobby and Jackie and Jack”
Emojis: the most based soft power force for global progressivism
July 14, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Emojis: the most based soft power force for global progressivism
Impossible to understand Zadie Smith’s New Yorker essay without first reading her review of “Tár” from @nybooks www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
May 6, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Impossible to understand Zadie Smith’s New Yorker essay without first reading her review of “Tár” from @nybooks www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
As Hegel remarked somewhere, all great, world-historical events occur twice: first as the finale to “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” the second as 🤮
April 25, 2024 at 1:53 PM
As Hegel remarked somewhere, all great, world-historical events occur twice: first as the finale to “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” the second as 🤮
Missed one call and they went with Bernstein!
December 10, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Missed one call and they went with Bernstein!