Jared Quesadilla
@garyrockrose.bsky.social
I am a human who is trying to figure out a way to continue working 20 years past my own death so I can reach my retirement goals.
We were close....
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We were close....
Ohio State fans right now:
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ohio State fans right now:
Unfortunately the Cowboys defense has remembered they're being lead by Matthew Eberlose. Dude never was able to rip off his shirt.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Unfortunately the Cowboys defense has remembered they're being lead by Matthew Eberlose. Dude never was able to rip off his shirt.
One of my favorite features about Facebook is how relevant the ads are. I'm always trying to destroy my genitals with coffee mugs. Now I dont have to explain this to people!!
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
One of my favorite features about Facebook is how relevant the ads are. I'm always trying to destroy my genitals with coffee mugs. Now I dont have to explain this to people!!
Remember earlier when the Chicago Bears won and are 9-3? That kicked ass. Gonna have an O-doullss to celebrate.
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Remember earlier when the Chicago Bears won and are 9-3? That kicked ass. Gonna have an O-doullss to celebrate.
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Al Michaels watching that punt
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Al Michaels watching that punt
I see the Matthew Eberlose defense is stinking up the joint again.
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I see the Matthew Eberlose defense is stinking up the joint again.
Minnesota.....performing poorly.
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Minnesota.....performing poorly.
Jim Harbaugh getting his revenge on the vikings tonight for 1992.
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Jim Harbaugh getting his revenge on the vikings tonight for 1992.
The Dallas Cowboys Defense
October 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Dallas Cowboys Defense
This is Facebook now. Just 58% AI slop, 42% people you knew from high school turning Charlie Kirk into a Martyr. Appparently, Dan Snyder (former owner of the Washington commanders) was the one killed in the Dany Heatley crash. Ok.
September 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This is Facebook now. Just 58% AI slop, 42% people you knew from high school turning Charlie Kirk into a Martyr. Appparently, Dan Snyder (former owner of the Washington commanders) was the one killed in the Dany Heatley crash. Ok.
IMPROVE YOUR STOOL QUALITY! I COMMAND YOU.
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
IMPROVE YOUR STOOL QUALITY! I COMMAND YOU.
