Zander
gassiestshark.bsky.social
Zander
@gassiestshark.bsky.social
If you don’t like sharks or farts you must’ve made a wrong turn, it stinks of dadsmell here
He should get some sweet, stinky revenge…~
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Oh hey I know this one
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Your gut gurgles are loud, but you’re COOKED if you let out even a ‘small’ fart… gotta hold it-!
October 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
God, he’s so… 💜💜💜
October 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I hope you look forward to more~! You’ve seen the other one, right? With him in a wood cabin?
September 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Pushed as hard as Zard’s gut was pushing on his date’s face~? What buttons, if I may ask?
September 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This might be the hottest Kothu art piece in the history of Kothu art pieces
September 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I fw this heavy
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’m no skunk gf, buuutt…
September 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If farting has no buildup and ESPECIALLY no gurgling I do NOT want it!!!
September 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Reposted by Zander
Ooh yeah same, it's not just about the farting/gas
digestion, the pressure buildup, the emotions, etc. are all important factors!!
September 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The kindest softie shark on the planet that just also happens to have the most vile, evilest ass imaginable, swiftly overpowering any and all attempts the fat boy makes to curb or control their butt from making your life a living nightmare (or dream, depending on how much you like shark farts)
September 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Happy birthday! Enjoy some cake and have fun today!
August 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I offer a farting shark man as a token of wellbeing
August 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Extra storage comes from the Belly - which means the better someone can belly-bump you, the more farts they can dump on you~
August 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hyperfarts and especially hyper gut gurgles are like… top five kinks of all time
August 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM