A Couer Brise 💔
@gatavoladora.bsky.social
Old. Fat. Rabid humanist.
I just met you and I already don't like you.
Fluent in sarcasm, bedecked in side eye.
Filled with cat pics
I just met you and I already don't like you.
Fluent in sarcasm, bedecked in side eye.
Filled with cat pics
Not really a hands out kinda person but f it. Its been a crappy time lately
Today is my least favorite day of the year.
Anyone wanna hook me and the kiddo up with some coffee?
$gatavoladora74
Blessed be.
Today is my least favorite day of the year.
Anyone wanna hook me and the kiddo up with some coffee?
$gatavoladora74
Blessed be.
December 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Not really a hands out kinda person but f it. Its been a crappy time lately
Today is my least favorite day of the year.
Anyone wanna hook me and the kiddo up with some coffee?
$gatavoladora74
Blessed be.
Today is my least favorite day of the year.
Anyone wanna hook me and the kiddo up with some coffee?
$gatavoladora74
Blessed be.
Sleepy Raisin Potato
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Sleepy Raisin Potato
Just look at him sweet face! Chorizo Itzpapalotl
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Just look at him sweet face! Chorizo Itzpapalotl
Ughhhh tell me why every single, little thing I ordered on Amazon for SharkFace is going to be sent separately??? The post office people are going to riot!
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Ughhhh tell me why every single, little thing I ordered on Amazon for SharkFace is going to be sent separately??? The post office people are going to riot!
Why were there so many sex offenders involved in Rebecca Parks life and where is that new born??
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Why were there so many sex offenders involved in Rebecca Parks life and where is that new born??
What...what exactly is happening here?
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What...what exactly is happening here?
He died the way he wanted to. By a bullet, to remind us all how important the 2nd amendment is.
So can y'all quit su€king his 🍆 now and go back to your bullshit, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, ignorant lives?
So can y'all quit su€king his 🍆 now and go back to your bullshit, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, ignorant lives?
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
He died the way he wanted to. By a bullet, to remind us all how important the 2nd amendment is.
So can y'all quit su€king his 🍆 now and go back to your bullshit, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, ignorant lives?
So can y'all quit su€king his 🍆 now and go back to your bullshit, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, ignorant lives?
As usual, the call came from INSIDE the house...
Anyway...
So how about them Epstein files??
Anyway...
So how about them Epstein files??
September 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
As usual, the call came from INSIDE the house...
Anyway...
So how about them Epstein files??
Anyway...
So how about them Epstein files??
I feel the way a Sacobambapsis looks.
Google it. You're welcome.
Google it. You're welcome.
August 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I feel the way a Sacobambapsis looks.
Google it. You're welcome.
Google it. You're welcome.
The reason im having an asthma attack and crying at 430 in the morning
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August 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The reason im having an asthma attack and crying at 430 in the morning
🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🫁🫁💀💀💀
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Angry in the sink to suave in the chair. The evolution of a furry gentleman featuring King Raisin Potato
August 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Angry in the sink to suave in the chair. The evolution of a furry gentleman featuring King Raisin Potato
For those who wish to help celebrate Shark Face's 14th birthday, here is his list. He's out of town til next month, so there's still time, lol. Thank you!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
July 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
For those who wish to help celebrate Shark Face's 14th birthday, here is his list. He's out of town til next month, so there's still time, lol. Thank you!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
(02:30)🌅 my usual wake-up time, pre coffee☕️. Put on the old boobie bag, realized it was inside out. Considered it briefly and decided I didn't give a f**k. ⚰️
That's how my day started, it should be interesting!
That's how my day started, it should be interesting!
July 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
(02:30)🌅 my usual wake-up time, pre coffee☕️. Put on the old boobie bag, realized it was inside out. Considered it briefly and decided I didn't give a f**k. ⚰️
That's how my day started, it should be interesting!
That's how my day started, it should be interesting!
Reposted by A Couer Brise 💔
Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment.
Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off.
📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off.
📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
June 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment.
Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off.
📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off.
📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
I guess I have to go back to referring to myself as Persian since it's 1980 again and Iran is the enemy.
It's really a bad time for a country to be run by a petulant toddler
It's really a bad time for a country to be run by a petulant toddler
June 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I guess I have to go back to referring to myself as Persian since it's 1980 again and Iran is the enemy.
It's really a bad time for a country to be run by a petulant toddler
It's really a bad time for a country to be run by a petulant toddler
Anyone who thinks that cats are dainty, agile creatures have never had one land on their ribcage with tiny, bony feet!
June 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Anyone who thinks that cats are dainty, agile creatures have never had one land on their ribcage with tiny, bony feet!
Cats are such graceful, hushed creatures... Until a herd (3 or more or 1 orange) go caroming through the house, peeling out on hardwood and crashing into furniture with all the delicacy of drunken Fast and Furious drivers.
June 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Cats are such graceful, hushed creatures... Until a herd (3 or more or 1 orange) go caroming through the house, peeling out on hardwood and crashing into furniture with all the delicacy of drunken Fast and Furious drivers.
"Look at those BIG Raisin eyes!"
A sentence that might cause concern without context, I realized. My son, when small, named 1 of the cats Raisin.
A sentence that might cause concern without context, I realized. My son, when small, named 1 of the cats Raisin.
June 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"Look at those BIG Raisin eyes!"
A sentence that might cause concern without context, I realized. My son, when small, named 1 of the cats Raisin.
A sentence that might cause concern without context, I realized. My son, when small, named 1 of the cats Raisin.
I just told some boy that I'm texting that I'm glad I'm tall because if I was short, I'd look like an igloo!
And that's how you know I'm not meant for romantic conversations
And that's how you know I'm not meant for romantic conversations
June 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I just told some boy that I'm texting that I'm glad I'm tall because if I was short, I'd look like an igloo!
And that's how you know I'm not meant for romantic conversations
And that's how you know I'm not meant for romantic conversations
Celery is great for when you just have that hankering for crunchy water with strings in it.
May 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Celery is great for when you just have that hankering for crunchy water with strings in it.
I just tried to flick a hole off my shirt and that's really all you need to know about my state of mind today. 🤣🤣
May 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I just tried to flick a hole off my shirt and that's really all you need to know about my state of mind today. 🤣🤣
What kind of horrific gremlin is this?? IDK how she got her ear to stand up but she is a weirdo.
Also she's not kept in a kennel, that's her room and she comes and goes as she pleases. She needs a new bed tho 😭 her last roommate ruined it.
FT Maggie Lu the gremlin
Also she's not kept in a kennel, that's her room and she comes and goes as she pleases. She needs a new bed tho 😭 her last roommate ruined it.
FT Maggie Lu the gremlin
April 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What kind of horrific gremlin is this?? IDK how she got her ear to stand up but she is a weirdo.
Also she's not kept in a kennel, that's her room and she comes and goes as she pleases. She needs a new bed tho 😭 her last roommate ruined it.
FT Maggie Lu the gremlin
Also she's not kept in a kennel, that's her room and she comes and goes as she pleases. She needs a new bed tho 😭 her last roommate ruined it.
FT Maggie Lu the gremlin
My most favorite nursery rhyme
April 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My most favorite nursery rhyme