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Gatnaps
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Former Pennsyltuckian, currently a co-Texan.

Fond of cats, dogs, and noticing how the GOP has been captured by corrupt authoritarians.
This means there are three, four, or more layers of government from the President down, which are inhabited by people who do. Not. Give. A. Shit.

They don't care about anything beyond their proximity to power and their particular obsessions.
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Not that the quoted poster asked me but my knee jerk response would be "yep, sounds good, what's the plan?"
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Dire Straits was right. This appliance stuff is for the birds.

Gonna go be on MTV.

*Reads news about MTV shutting down their last music channel*

Aw, nuts!
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"just bear with me, your honor" I shout as I'm dragged out of the courtroom for saying "bear with me your honor" for the seventeenth time
January 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Thin blood, like water it's that thin. They say blood is thicker, it's not, the aspirins make it so thin. Through the heart, it goes in and out, in and out, you can't explain it. The thick blood, no. We're gonna have the thinnest blood you've ever seen this year. It's gonna be great.
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
"The college industrial complex wants you on their timeline: four years of prerequisites, debt, and indoctrination. While they debate DEI vs. SATs, we're focused on one thing: building."

LMAO like this isn't explicitly an indoctrination program. They pay the kids in company scrip, perchance?
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Silicon Valley was born in the Heartland" - bet this is news to John Mellencamp that San Jose is the 'heartland.'

The heroes list... includes notable antisemite and Hitler fanboy Henry Ford.

Flying cars... Man, you can go buy a flying car right now. It's a shitty car and a worse airplane.
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
December 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I guess either way, no rush on getting an answer huh?
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM