Hell yeah! Turn your doorbell into a flock camera too! Let every AI build a profile for you as well! Surely nothing bad will happen if you have nothing to hide!!! (This is all parody and I hate every bit of this.)

Sorry to hear that stitch.

Exact change exits were my anxiety of “what if I miss?”

Imma make you catch the spicy sky football.

Yeah but I use it to find new accounts that might interest me or who I know from other platforms. Or just doomscrolling at 0500

Just the most adorable floof~!

Fairly sure @tauofthesun.bsky.social has.

How those ever got approved for road use is beyond me. I straight up do not drive at night anymore cause lowslung Datsun with oem sealed beams can not shine enough light to see lane markings when every f150 eye blinder 9000 is on the road blowing out my retinas at eye level.

Well for the longest time I, along with Sophie and Pixel; lived aboard our yacht full time around the Caribbean. Was less “take them boating” and more it was just home.

Awww. I had a big black softie too named Pixel before cancer got him.

I have the luck of being exactly where I need to be at precisely the right time. Forrest is a handsome tabby. Looks like a heckuva lap destroyer.

Yeah the other gremlin is Monet. A much more recent addition to the chaos. One which I often have to proclaim “you have eyes!” As she runs into walls.

One of my husbands trackers did something similar recently. But luckily it was fixable with a good cleaning and resetting how the button sat over the contact. Still sucks.

You don’t always get to choose what vibe the cat is. I’ve just been very lucky in my life with the cat distribution network.

Honestly the most reliable thing I’ve had in this “space” is my Quest Pro. It’s the “everything else” for me. Legit schedule in an hour time before I have to be someplace for recording or whatever just to work through the predictable technical difficulties.