Now the famous deleted scene from Breaking Bad's "Live Free or Die" finally makes sense #BreakingBad #Pluribus
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Now the famous deleted scene from Breaking Bad's "Live Free or Die" finally makes sense #BreakingBad #Pluribus
So FIFA, an organization representing a sport that has sparked at least one literal war, is handing out a peace prize now? What's next, The NFL Trophy for Neurological Health? The NAACP/NHL Image Award? The MLB Medal of Testicular Decorum?
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
So FIFA, an organization representing a sport that has sparked at least one literal war, is handing out a peace prize now? What's next, The NFL Trophy for Neurological Health? The NAACP/NHL Image Award? The MLB Medal of Testicular Decorum?
One of the best treatments I know for constipation is celery. Eating it works well too.
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
One of the best treatments I know for constipation is celery. Eating it works well too.
Considering the fact that the speed of light is a fundamental constant of the universe and the speed of danza is not, I think it's pretty clear who was the boss.
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Considering the fact that the speed of light is a fundamental constant of the universe and the speed of danza is not, I think it's pretty clear who was the boss.
I got to thinking yesterday about whether it's possible for something to be handy without being dandy. Then I realized: anal speculum.
December 7, 2024 at 11:54 AM
I got to thinking yesterday about whether it's possible for something to be handy without being dandy. Then I realized: anal speculum.
Bad news: Due to scheduling issues, the next episode of #DoctorWho is just going to be a season 4 episode of Sex Education with the TARDIS awkwardly green screened into the background of a couple of scenes.
June 3, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Bad news: Due to scheduling issues, the next episode of #DoctorWho is just going to be a season 4 episode of Sex Education with the TARDIS awkwardly green screened into the background of a couple of scenes.
Comparing the British spies:
Jackson Lamb: Never fought with a steel toothed henchman in space
James Bond: Never farted himself awake
I'd call it a draw #SlowHorses
Jackson Lamb: Never fought with a steel toothed henchman in space
James Bond: Never farted himself awake
I'd call it a draw #SlowHorses
January 7, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Comparing the British spies:
Jackson Lamb: Never fought with a steel toothed henchman in space
James Bond: Never farted himself awake
I'd call it a draw #SlowHorses
Jackson Lamb: Never fought with a steel toothed henchman in space
James Bond: Never farted himself awake
I'd call it a draw #SlowHorses
May try to see Rent soon. I've never heard the leap year version of Seasons of Love
January 5, 2024 at 4:46 PM
May try to see Rent soon. I've never heard the leap year version of Seasons of Love
Could David and Catherine be having any more fun? #DoctorWho
December 2, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Could David and Catherine be having any more fun? #DoctorWho
CHECK YOUR CHILDREN'S PHONES!!! There is a real possibility that Vivek Ramaswamy might be following them on TikTok.
November 9, 2023 at 4:54 PM
CHECK YOUR CHILDREN'S PHONES!!! There is a real possibility that Vivek Ramaswamy might be following them on TikTok.
As powerful as Disney's marketing arm is, I kind of doubt that "my very own rat-horse" is gonna be on many kids' Christmas list this season. #Ahsoka
October 4, 2023 at 1:48 AM
As powerful as Disney's marketing arm is, I kind of doubt that "my very own rat-horse" is gonna be on many kids' Christmas list this season. #Ahsoka
Speed of a zombie, marksmanship of a Storm Trooper. Who can stand against such an enemy? #Ahsoka
October 4, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Speed of a zombie, marksmanship of a Storm Trooper. Who can stand against such an enemy? #Ahsoka
Film idea: Communications Major. Starting Liam Neeson as a man with a very generic set of skills.
September 25, 2023 at 9:39 PM
Film idea: Communications Major. Starting Liam Neeson as a man with a very generic set of skills.
I can't believe they made David Tennant put on all his robot makeup just for that.
September 20, 2023 at 9:28 AM
I can't believe they made David Tennant put on all his robot makeup just for that.
It's time to start putting a digitally de-aged Jake Lloyd in Star Wars properties. Yeah, I said it.
September 14, 2023 at 1:35 PM
It's time to start putting a digitally de-aged Jake Lloyd in Star Wars properties. Yeah, I said it.
I would publicly renounce all my HIPAA rights in the manner of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy if it meant never having to fill out a six page medical history form again.
September 13, 2023 at 11:11 AM
I would publicly renounce all my HIPAA rights in the manner of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy if it meant never having to fill out a six page medical history form again.