Gavin Eddings
@gavineddings.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comic/Podcaster/Straight Edge/Cat Lover/Good Person?
My favorite insult people try to insult me with online is when they put "comedian" in quotes.
Like, sir, I will happily produce a 1099 from the Dayton Funny Bone for $150.
Like, sir, I will happily produce a 1099 from the Dayton Funny Bone for $150.
January 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My favorite insult people try to insult me with online is when they put "comedian" in quotes.
Like, sir, I will happily produce a 1099 from the Dayton Funny Bone for $150.
Like, sir, I will happily produce a 1099 from the Dayton Funny Bone for $150.
Optimus Prime hearing Transformers are being blown due to the ice storm:
January 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Optimus Prime hearing Transformers are being blown due to the ice storm:
I wish everyone with bright ass headlights would cheat on Carrie Underwood.
December 30, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I wish everyone with bright ass headlights would cheat on Carrie Underwood.
Therapist: Did you ever consider that you may have something that someone else is looking for...
Me(cutting off my therapist): No
Therapist: Really?
Me: Yeah, never crossed my mind.
Therapist: Oh...
*furiously writes on notepad*
Me(cutting off my therapist): No
Therapist: Really?
Me: Yeah, never crossed my mind.
Therapist: Oh...
*furiously writes on notepad*
December 23, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Therapist: Did you ever consider that you may have something that someone else is looking for...
Me(cutting off my therapist): No
Therapist: Really?
Me: Yeah, never crossed my mind.
Therapist: Oh...
*furiously writes on notepad*
Me(cutting off my therapist): No
Therapist: Really?
Me: Yeah, never crossed my mind.
Therapist: Oh...
*furiously writes on notepad*
People with Punisher skulls on their truck think they're badass until I approach them and start a 6 hour discussion about Garth Ennis' run on the book.
December 23, 2024 at 5:55 PM
People with Punisher skulls on their truck think they're badass until I approach them and start a 6 hour discussion about Garth Ennis' run on the book.
Ben Folds' "Brick" is a Day After Christmas song.
December 19, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Ben Folds' "Brick" is a Day After Christmas song.
If you meet your significant other on BlueSky, you're legally obligated to get married at the library.
December 9, 2024 at 6:06 AM
If you meet your significant other on BlueSky, you're legally obligated to get married at the library.
What cool bands did you discover this year? I'm very happy to have discovered Hot Mulligan.
December 2, 2024 at 6:30 PM
What cool bands did you discover this year? I'm very happy to have discovered Hot Mulligan.
I have the opposite of a foot fetish. I hate feet so much I switched to the metric system.
November 29, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I have the opposite of a foot fetish. I hate feet so much I switched to the metric system.
I wanna start a reality show called "Laryngitis." It'd be for everyone who lost The Voice. 🎤
November 28, 2024 at 5:51 AM
I wanna start a reality show called "Laryngitis." It'd be for everyone who lost The Voice. 🎤
As you get older, you often hope someone really is just burning toast.
November 27, 2024 at 7:07 PM
As you get older, you often hope someone really is just burning toast.
Tonight's a big bar night for dudes who still wear their letterman's jacket.
November 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Tonight's a big bar night for dudes who still wear their letterman's jacket.
Reposted by Gavin Eddings
I do a horror movie podcast called They’re Coming To Get You. We have over 100 episodes. Here are a few of our recent ones.
November 27, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I do a horror movie podcast called They’re Coming To Get You. We have over 100 episodes. Here are a few of our recent ones.
200 active and engaged BlueSky followers is the equivalent of 2.4 million followers on Twitter.
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 AM
200 active and engaged BlueSky followers is the equivalent of 2.4 million followers on Twitter.
The best part of this time of year is everyone sharing how many different holiday things can murder your pets.
November 26, 2024 at 3:28 AM
The best part of this time of year is everyone sharing how many different holiday things can murder your pets.
Hot Take: Law and Order SVU seasons got better and more consistent AFTER Stabler left (but I still love Christopher Meloni).
November 25, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Hot Take: Law and Order SVU seasons got better and more consistent AFTER Stabler left (but I still love Christopher Meloni).
Kohls when they see my flannel and cardigan lovin' ass comin' in the week of Thanksgiving.
a man with a beard is praying with his hands together in a room .
ALT: a man with a beard is praying with his hands together in a room .
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November 25, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Kohls when they see my flannel and cardigan lovin' ass comin' in the week of Thanksgiving.
My favorite part of doing comedy in small towns is seeing the hottest women married to Valvoline's 10th Rd draft pick.
November 25, 2024 at 3:07 AM
My favorite part of doing comedy in small towns is seeing the hottest women married to Valvoline's 10th Rd draft pick.
Wait, you're telling me a banana nutted in this muffin?
November 24, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Wait, you're telling me a banana nutted in this muffin?
We're building to 2018 NXT Gargano and Ciampa feud. #smackdown #wrestlesky
November 23, 2024 at 2:45 AM
We're building to 2018 NXT Gargano and Ciampa feud. #smackdown #wrestlesky
I got followed by my first Onlyfans spam account. BlueSky has officially made it.
November 22, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I got followed by my first Onlyfans spam account. BlueSky has officially made it.
New app, new me*!
*I immediately try too hard to be funny to get people to like me before devolving into wrestling hot-takes and horror movie stuff.
*I immediately try too hard to be funny to get people to like me before devolving into wrestling hot-takes and horror movie stuff.
November 22, 2024 at 9:10 PM
New app, new me*!
*I immediately try too hard to be funny to get people to like me before devolving into wrestling hot-takes and horror movie stuff.
*I immediately try too hard to be funny to get people to like me before devolving into wrestling hot-takes and horror movie stuff.
Cranberry sauce in the shape of the can the real GOAT of Thanksgiving.
November 22, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Cranberry sauce in the shape of the can the real GOAT of Thanksgiving.