18+, strictly SFW, LWD DNI !
𝚒'𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚊𝚜 𝚊
𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 . . 𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚍𝚘𝚐 . .
𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 .
an 𝚒ndependent , alternate
𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚗 ! aka
𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚢 ! 🐾
. . are you talking about . .
Dis knee ?
( pointing to his left knee pad )
orrrrrrrr -
. . DAT KNEE ?
( pointing to his RIGHT knee pad now ! )
( wait for it .. wait- )
( no, have to hold it in . . can't laugh yet . .)
. . . -- bWAHAHAHAHHAAAA ! !
. . are you talking about . .
Dis knee ?
( pointing to his left knee pad )
orrrrrrrr -
. . DAT KNEE ?
( pointing to his RIGHT knee pad now ! )
( wait for it .. wait- )
( no, have to hold it in . . can't laugh yet . .)
. . . -- bWAHAHAHAHHAAAA ! !
DuUuUuDE ?!?
( nasal voice pitching )
LIOKE?? WHAT'S THE BIG DIPPA DIP, DUDER ???
. .HARRUMPH !
& to EVEN THINK i was CONSIDERING making you
MY SIDEKICK !
Whoa, hold on a minute, my dude. Whatever happened to hello, how are you?
can i Sniff you --
DuUuUuDE ?!?
( nasal voice pitching )
LIOKE?? WHAT'S THE BIG DIPPA DIP, DUDER ???
. .HARRUMPH !
& to EVEN THINK i was CONSIDERING making you
MY SIDEKICK !
𝚒'𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚊𝚜 𝚊
𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 . . 𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚍𝚘𝚐 . .
𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 .
an 𝚒ndependent , alternate
𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚗 ! aka
𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚢 ! 🐾
𝚒'𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚊𝚜 𝚊
𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 . . 𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚍𝚘𝚐 . .
𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 .
an 𝚒ndependent , alternate
𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚗 ! aka
𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚢 ! 🐾
𝘼 𝙉 𝙔 𝙒 𝘼 𝙔;
𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 𝙎 0 𝙇 0 !
𝘼 𝙉 𝙔 𝙒 𝘼 𝙔;
𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 𝙎 0 𝙇 0 !