Gayden-r
@gayden-r.bsky.social
"Are you saying im racist against the bananas in pyjamas?"
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
"Are you saying im racist against the bananas in pyjamas?"
"I gave him a bully stick. its like his Ipad"
January 23, 2026 at 12:25 PM
"I gave him a bully stick. its like his Ipad"
"Id go ass to ass with you"
January 22, 2026 at 9:26 AM
"Id go ass to ass with you"
"Maybe it was a soaking incident gone wrong"
January 18, 2026 at 7:37 AM
"Maybe it was a soaking incident gone wrong"
"Wish i had a beak so i could slurp the worms out of the ground"
January 18, 2026 at 7:11 AM
"Wish i had a beak so i could slurp the worms out of the ground"
"An observationalist?! Im a real scientist!"
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"An observationalist?! Im a real scientist!"
"Dont suck off my water bottle!"
December 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"Dont suck off my water bottle!"
"The head of the penis is a mushroom"
December 31, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"The head of the penis is a mushroom"
"Do not accuse me of being a bird"
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"Do not accuse me of being a bird"
"I love you so much, but that's separate to the acid reflux!"
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"I love you so much, but that's separate to the acid reflux!"
"Was that lightning? god got horny!"
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"Was that lightning? god got horny!"
"This feels like swinging but for pain!"
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
"This feels like swinging but for pain!"
"You cant do head in social situations"
December 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
"You cant do head in social situations"
"Dude it would be so weird to be artificially inseminated by you"
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"Dude it would be so weird to be artificially inseminated by you"
"Twilight for boys is Yuri on Ice"
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"Twilight for boys is Yuri on Ice"
"It goes in the special pocket for the rubish dude!"
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"It goes in the special pocket for the rubish dude!"
"I dont think mind maps are an important part of book creation"
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
"I dont think mind maps are an important part of book creation"
The fact a genuine thing i need to do at the moment is take an appropriate photo for linkedin is so goofy
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The fact a genuine thing i need to do at the moment is take an appropriate photo for linkedin is so goofy
"Its not good to hold a handful of beans"
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"Its not good to hold a handful of beans"
"Is it suicidal ideation if its for everyone?"
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
"Is it suicidal ideation if its for everyone?"
"I'm gonna explain everything in terms of yuri on ice"
October 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"I'm gonna explain everything in terms of yuri on ice"
"I still wouldn't recommend pigtails for a passport photo"
October 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
"I still wouldn't recommend pigtails for a passport photo"
"Some people claim Jesus is a rat or maybe a mouse"
October 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
"Some people claim Jesus is a rat or maybe a mouse"
"I forgot about half rotations of circles"
September 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"I forgot about half rotations of circles"
"Dont tell me how to have sex with your car"
September 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"Dont tell me how to have sex with your car"