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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays®
@gaylord.pink
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gαуℓσя∂ ƒєℓ¢нєя 🏳️‍🌈 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 #TheGays® ɢᴇɴxʀ ᴘᴏᴏʀʟʏ ᴄᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪꜰᴇ 🔞[ηѕƒω] 📍ATL
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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · Mar 31
Busting out my old Twitter avi just for funsies.
Thundercunts Lion-Hoe from the shoulders up on a white background, his red mane flowing to the left with caption "Everybody on Grindr knows that top means vers, vers means bottom, and bottom means impotent"
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 8h
I wish to know this.

No I don't.

Maybe you can tell me in person.
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 8h
Oh good idea.

Here little zannie...come here...mama needs her pills...
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 8h
And I will celebrate like hell if it does. But I'm not getting my hopes up about shit anymore. Jobs, politics, sex, health, whatever. It all just gets worse and worse.
gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 8h
Yeah, I'll hold my breath Eric.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 21h
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Reposted by Lord of The Gays®
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⚡️Mikey⚡️ @mcruz.bsky.social · 8h
X-Men ‘97 speaking truth to power.
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 9h
Extends 6.8"? That's pathetic. Get one on an arm that comes out 12".
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 9h
We should market some cum scented breath mints.
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 9h
He's "curious"?
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 9h
What?!? Homophobic!!
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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 9h
I wish I had gone when I was there but I was having hide in my hotel room anxiety. My friend got high and said she had a great time! I think she said they have a bar?
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 9h
Oh shit, I need to see that.
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 9h
JFC!

My mom accused me of being anorexic in high school. No mom, I'm just 6'2" and have a small frame so I only weigh a buck twenty five. Fuck off.
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 9h
Fucking bitch.
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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 9h
Lawdamercy!

Years (like, YEARS) ago maybe when I had first gained some weight I was back home and my mom and I were at a uses clothing store. I used to wear a lot of cute track jackets so the belly wasn't that noticeable. At some point I was trying on a coat and mom was like, "you've gotten fat!"
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11h
I still at a light plumbing level. Changing fixtures is about all I'll do. Go find my video tweets of the shower upgrades I did this summer if you didn't see them.
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11h
Happy Halloween, I guess?
@ellecordova.bsky.social #TheGays®
They did the Monster Slash
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 12h
It would be nice if there was at least one thing I'm doing in this home electrical project that I don't have to redo for one reason or another.
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 12h
Dolly does great everything. We can't lose her now. We just can't.
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 12h
Dolly lives!
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 12h
Awww man, I was hoping the vid shot would keep me in bed but I've felt normal today. That's what I get for going with the Nuvaxovid this time.
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 12h
I've got like 10% of my portfolio right now in gold and silver. Not planning to sell anytime soon!
gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 13h
It would be nice if he'd get up in the faces of all these motherfuckers. He's been such a pussy so far. Just limp no dick motherfucker. COME ON!
gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 13h
I'm going to have to buy a dremel, aren't I? <sigh>
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gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 13h
Now I have to decide if it's easier to cut a decora cover and swap out the recepticle. Anybody have experience cutting "unbreakable" plastic outlet covers?
gaylord.pink
Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 13h
I was planning to reuse this outlet cover that someone long ago had cut to fit decorative molding adjacent to one of my recepticles. I got the standard plug shape instead of the decorators style I'm using everywhere else. But OF COURSE my ham handed ass had to force it at the last so SNAP! 😩
Holding a jumbo sized white standard shape leviton outlet cover that about 3/4" has been cut off of the right side to fit against some trim adjacent to the outlet. Bottom piece is cracked off.
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