Alright, ummmmm

Sorry for the inactivity *here* as of late, but just in case anyone's unaware, you can find me on @/jauntyjasper.bsky.social (Kink/NSFW) and @/jauntierjasper.bsky.social (Gas) now! ^^;

CW:Toots
The ideal relationship

cw: light gas

Blustrsmir is a skunk. What do you expect? Seriously. Learn the way the world works.

Okay, now I wanna make two gassy Lugia characters... 👉👈 Big, brappy and burpy buds that like bullying others with their stink and making cheesy gas-related puns throughout it all, mmph~

Two foul Lugias that love stuffing themselves to the brim with fish before proceeding to try and outgas each other with the gallons upon gallons of gas generated in their spacious bellies...

And they've asked *you* to be their judge, enduring all of their giant, loud, and gross burps/farts... 🥴

the big and mighty!

If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I'm a sucker for uncontrollable farts💨🥰

Zoroarks: Capable of causing illusions to make themselves appear to be gassy, without actually ever bloating themselves up for real

Me: Okay, but what if I actually filled myself up with gas :)

The Time I jumped on a Fox named @inarifox.bsky.social
🎨 @fattydragonite.bsky.social

Once on the airplane, the change in air pressure will cause gases in your body to expand. Play it safe with your digestive system by avoiding carbonated drinks and fried, fatty foods.

Blue sky? Not after I'm done stinking it up~ :P

Anyway, heya! Still sorta on Twitter as @/GassyZoro but I decided to make a Bluesky for the heck of it. I dunno why I'm so nervous about doing things incorrectly on here (fear of ruining what most may call a fresh start?), so pardon any slowness ^^;