Gaz Hill
@gaz42.bsky.social
No relation to Benny, Harry or Blueberry. I write serious stuff for work, and nonsense for fun. Occasionally these things merge. I try to steer clear of politics, prejudice, and unpleasantness.
Find me on Substack: https://open.substack.com/pub/garethhill
Find me on Substack: https://open.substack.com/pub/garethhill
Watching the best players in the world slowly melting down at the US Open seems like a good time to once more pay tribute to the man who’s turned sweary rants into a work of art. All together now: 🎶 Oh, it’s Tyrell Fu€k1ng Hatton, hip hip hip, hooray!
#usopen #golf
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#usopen #golf
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It’s Tyrrell F#@king Hatton – Hip, hip, hip, hooray!
Great player, great fun to watch. Best swearer in golf. Warning: If you're offended by strong language, don't read.
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June 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Watching the best players in the world slowly melting down at the US Open seems like a good time to once more pay tribute to the man who’s turned sweary rants into a work of art. All together now: 🎶 Oh, it’s Tyrell Fu€k1ng Hatton, hip hip hip, hooray!
#usopen #golf
open.substack.com/pub/itsonlya...
#usopen #golf
open.substack.com/pub/itsonlya...
If that was a boxing match the ref would have stopped it. #universitychallenge
December 16, 2024 at 9:00 PM
If that was a boxing match the ref would have stopped it. #universitychallenge
Westermann taking it to corner flag. #universitychallenge
December 9, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Westermann taking it to corner flag. #universitychallenge
One of the great things, maybe the greatest thing, about British people is the ability to turn almost any noun into a verb to describe being drunk.
E.g. if I drank ten pints of Perroni I’d be completely deckchaired. #British
E.g. if I drank ten pints of Perroni I’d be completely deckchaired. #British
December 1, 2024 at 10:10 PM
One of the great things, maybe the greatest thing, about British people is the ability to turn almost any noun into a verb to describe being drunk.
E.g. if I drank ten pints of Perroni I’d be completely deckchaired. #British
E.g. if I drank ten pints of Perroni I’d be completely deckchaired. #British
Writing stuff on Substack. This edition is all about pants and bus wankers. open.substack.com/pub/garethhi... #modernlife #gettingold
There’s a pair of ladies pants at my bus stop
Tales of a new age bus wanker.
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November 26, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Writing stuff on Substack. This edition is all about pants and bus wankers. open.substack.com/pub/garethhi... #modernlife #gettingold
Oof - He went Alpaca when he should have gone Llama!!! Extraordinary scenes in the #universitychallenge penalty shoot-out. Shades of Liverpool - Milan 2005.
November 25, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Oof - He went Alpaca when he should have gone Llama!!! Extraordinary scenes in the #universitychallenge penalty shoot-out. Shades of Liverpool - Milan 2005.