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jesus christ that’s jason bourne
the only thing on my calendar for tomorrow is "punish the bathroom"
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
and all the way back down again
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
searching the playstation store for "orb games"
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
agreed
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
That’s how they get you
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I’ve never been more normal
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The reverend doctor
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
and my priest
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
sat shaking and sweating here waiting for the bigfoot emoji
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i've just discovered there was a jarhead 4 - robert patrick was in it. nothing makes sense.
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i'm strapped in
October 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
dude in the middle has got to be getting upset that they can't look directly at the frog
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
it's not a game
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
tiger cum
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"thirty FIVE serious injuries TO my body"
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
i now have the phrase "i killed 227 humans and had 68 meals" in the voice of the elegant walk guy repeating in my ruined ADHD brain
October 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Same thing really
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Posting
October 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is what Dickins sees when playing GTA
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Y2K all over again 🤪
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Even I, a terminally online indoorsman, wasn’t affected
October 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
maybe it's time for another long hair era
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
one of my silly little things is i struggle to go for a haircut for some reason - and i need a haircut baby
October 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
still packin the same hog
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM