Professional theater is amazing. I'm watching Forbidden Broadway at Shea's 710 and the 4 person cast has had probably close to 100 costume changes EACH. Act 2 starts soon and it will prolly be the same. I can barely do one quick change and they've been doing it for 1 hr straight.

Having a bidet is HEAVENLY. I just spent a few days at my dad's house who doesn't have a bidet and I am home now and I love my bidet

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

good morning blueskiers
look at this loaf

Oh to be a shark

The thrilling conclusion: I was on the phone with Verizon for a grand total of 5 hours!!!! Fuck everything man

I've been on the phone with Verizon customer service for like 2 hours. I'm so dead ugh why is this stuff so difficult?

QUICK TURN ON THE TV!!!!

BAT UNI :3

my beautiful son needs to tell u something