I’LL SAY IT AGAIN! TO ALL OF YOU #LIARS who were "WARNING" me about the Freaky Evil Crone... "Ohh stay away from her gorla" "She's gonna brew you alive gorla" —She is actually a REALLY SOPHISTICATED, MISUNDERSTOOD INDIVIDUAL... and you know what?? SHE DOESNT JUDGE ME FOR BEING #GREEN! SO F@$# OFF!!!

Thread of tome pages I have #SOILED with my #ILLUSTRATIONS:

I'm going to speak in yon tongue so that thee might finally understand @gblinapprentice.bsky.social

- NO, my #pointedcap DOES NOT make me a #wizard
- My magicks are from the #enchantedforest, NOT the #academy
-YOU CANNOT indulge on mine magic mushroom stockpile, it will NOT give you #magicpowers.

🤞ELMINSTER SAVE ME….🤞 ELMINSTER PLEASE…. 🤞 PLEASE ELMINSTER PLEASE SAVE ME….🤞

I 💚 #WIZARDS…

GOOD MORNING 🌞🌈ENCHANTED FOREST 💚🌲🦄🧙‍♂️🧚‍♀️✨🧌

Tomorrow marks the beginning of my LONG, ARDUOUS journey to the Enchanted Faire.

I've never before carted this far of a distance so let's pray I do not hit another #STUPID UNICORN or happen across any #BANDITS with #NEFARIOUS NON GOBLIN-FRIENDLY INTENTIONS!!

I shall document my travels here.

I 💚 #wizards