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They tried to kill me with a forklift.
January 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
For me, it was:
a woman in a military uniform stands in a forest
Alt: Wonder Woman's Lynda Carter
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
This movie has been redacted for your consumption.
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Awesome! Won't Tombstone be pleased!
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Resist.
January 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
You are too right! The message: Always Eat your Fruit!
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
You heard him, folks. Let's make sure this print is successful! 😁
Oh, I have no doubt this will sell out quickly.
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
They incorporated Chicago's ball drop firework thing into the Dick Clark(Seacrest) broadcast, but it was entirely underwhelming. FOX had a live broadcast, but it was too weird to even watch. Once again Chitown gets no respect.
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
You crazy?! Cheryl can kick down my door anytime! And as for her dancing being horrible?
a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
You're so talented, Chris. What a great idea!
January 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Thanks for posting the goods!
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
What's with the f@@@king a$$h0l laughing at the end of the clip after Trump talking about people dying in an endless war?
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Waitaminnit. He has a STORE?! This is the first I'm hearing about it. 😉
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
December 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The Craigus was a bigoted, hateful man in the real world, does he continue to be so as a robot? I admit I fell asleep inside my taco bowl for a few, there.
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"Who wants to live forever?"
a man in a tuxedo with his arms outstretched in front of a row of candles .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo with his arms outstretched in front of a row of candles .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Quick! Somebody recut the movie with the Curb Your Enthusiasm music over the end!
December 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I give it points for originality as well! The colors are nice. The practical effects are goofy and charming. But I still don't get it.
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM