DAMIT
@gdamit.bsky.social
Welcome to the dumpster fire of modern politics. I’m here to roast, poke, and prod at the absurdity of it all—no filter, no apologies. If sarcasm, cynicism, and brutal honesty offend you, this isn’t your corner of BlueSky.
WOODY Would Peckher!
#WoodyWould 🪵👀
#ProfilesInCourage 📖😬
#AgeIsJustANumber 🔢🤮
#WifeMaterial 💍👶
#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#CastingCouch 🎬😰
#SoonYiLater 👋🍼
#ManhattanProject 🏙️💀
#WoodyWould 🪵👀
#ProfilesInCourage 📖😬
#AgeIsJustANumber 🔢🤮
#WifeMaterial 💍👶
#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#CastingCouch 🎬😰
#SoonYiLater 👋🍼
#ManhattanProject 🏙️💀
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
WOODY Would Peckher!
#WoodyWould 🪵👀
#ProfilesInCourage 📖😬
#AgeIsJustANumber 🔢🤮
#WifeMaterial 💍👶
#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#CastingCouch 🎬😰
#SoonYiLater 👋🍼
#ManhattanProject 🏙️💀
#WoodyWould 🪵👀
#ProfilesInCourage 📖😬
#AgeIsJustANumber 🔢🤮
#WifeMaterial 💍👶
#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#CastingCouch 🎬😰
#SoonYiLater 👋🍼
#ManhattanProject 🏙️💀
"⚠️ CAUTION: TINY PARTS MAY CAUSE CHOKING HAZARD⚠️"
#TrumpCondom 🍄🤏
#ImHUUUUGE 😤🍆
#TinyParts ⚠️🔬
#ChokingHazard 💀😂
#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#EpsteinEstate 🏠👀
#ProductLaunch 📦🎉
#TrumpBrand ™️🧴
#TrumpCondom 🍄🤏
#ImHUUUUGE 😤🍆
#TinyParts ⚠️🔬
#ChokingHazard 💀😂
#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#EpsteinEstate 🏠👀
#ProductLaunch 📦🎉
#TrumpBrand ™️🧴
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"⚠️ CAUTION: TINY PARTS MAY CAUSE CHOKING HAZARD⚠️"
#TrumpCondom 🍄🤏
#ImHUUUUGE 😤🍆
#TinyParts ⚠️🔬
#ChokingHazard 💀😂
#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#EpsteinEstate 🏠👀
#ProductLaunch 📦🎉
#TrumpBrand ™️🧴
#TrumpCondom 🍄🤏
#ImHUUUUGE 😤🍆
#TinyParts ⚠️🔬
#ChokingHazard 💀😂
#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#EpsteinEstate 🏠👀
#ProductLaunch 📦🎉
#TrumpBrand ™️🧴
"Bill watching the Epstein files drop like..." 👀
#PrivateJetPrivateRegrets ✈️😰 #BubbaInTrouble
🫠FrequentFlyer ✈️😬#IDidNotHaveSexualRelations 👉😐#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#HillarysRevenge 🐍👠
#PrivateJetPrivateRegrets ✈️😰 #BubbaInTrouble
🫠FrequentFlyer ✈️😬#IDidNotHaveSexualRelations 👉😐#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#HillarysRevenge 🐍👠
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"Bill watching the Epstein files drop like..." 👀
#PrivateJetPrivateRegrets ✈️😰 #BubbaInTrouble
🫠FrequentFlyer ✈️😬#IDidNotHaveSexualRelations 👉😐#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#HillarysRevenge 🐍👠
#PrivateJetPrivateRegrets ✈️😰 #BubbaInTrouble
🫠FrequentFlyer ✈️😬#IDidNotHaveSexualRelations 👉😐#EpsteinFiles 📁🔓
#HillarysRevenge 🐍👠
"Should People Still Trust the Media?" — America Answers 📰🤷
#MediaSummit 🎪💬
#DealBook2025 💼🎭
#TrustTheMedia 📺❓
#TMZWins 🏆😂
#FactsVsFeelings ⚖️🤯
#BreakingNews 🚨😴
#AmericaAnswers 🇺🇸📢
#JournalismInCrisis ✒️💀
#AtLeastThisMakesSense 🛋️✨
#DAMIT 🔥🗑️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz-y...
#MediaSummit 🎪💬
#DealBook2025 💼🎭
#TrustTheMedia 📺❓
#TMZWins 🏆😂
#FactsVsFeelings ⚖️🤯
#BreakingNews 🚨😴
#AmericaAnswers 🇺🇸📢
#JournalismInCrisis ✒️💀
#AtLeastThisMakesSense 🛋️✨
#DAMIT 🔥🗑️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz-y...
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"Should People Still Trust the Media?" — America Answers 📰🤷
#MediaSummit 🎪💬
#DealBook2025 💼🎭
#TrustTheMedia 📺❓
#TMZWins 🏆😂
#FactsVsFeelings ⚖️🤯
#BreakingNews 🚨😴
#AmericaAnswers 🇺🇸📢
#JournalismInCrisis ✒️💀
#AtLeastThisMakesSense 🛋️✨
#DAMIT 🔥🗑️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz-y...
#MediaSummit 🎪💬
#DealBook2025 💼🎭
#TrustTheMedia 📺❓
#TMZWins 🏆😂
#FactsVsFeelings ⚖️🤯
#BreakingNews 🚨😴
#AmericaAnswers 🇺🇸📢
#JournalismInCrisis ✒️💀
#AtLeastThisMakesSense 🛋️✨
#DAMIT 🔥🗑️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz-y...
SANTA HATES ICE 🎅👎🧊🧊
When the North Pole sends its elves, they're not sending their best... 🦌💨
#SantaHatesICE 🎅🚫
#DeportTheNaughtyList 📋✈️
#NoRoomAtTheWorkshop 🛠️🚷
#MassDeportationOfCookies 🍪👋
#ElvesAreImmigrantsToo 🧝♂️🌎
When the North Pole sends its elves, they're not sending their best... 🦌💨
#SantaHatesICE 🎅🚫
#DeportTheNaughtyList 📋✈️
#NoRoomAtTheWorkshop 🛠️🚷
#MassDeportationOfCookies 🍪👋
#ElvesAreImmigrantsToo 🧝♂️🌎
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
SANTA HATES ICE 🎅👎🧊🧊
When the North Pole sends its elves, they're not sending their best... 🦌💨
#SantaHatesICE 🎅🚫
#DeportTheNaughtyList 📋✈️
#NoRoomAtTheWorkshop 🛠️🚷
#MassDeportationOfCookies 🍪👋
#ElvesAreImmigrantsToo 🧝♂️🌎
When the North Pole sends its elves, they're not sending their best... 🦌💨
#SantaHatesICE 🎅🚫
#DeportTheNaughtyList 📋✈️
#NoRoomAtTheWorkshop 🛠️🚷
#MassDeportationOfCookies 🍪👋
#ElvesAreImmigrantsToo 🧝♂️🌎
#JustALittle 🤏💊
#WTF 😳🤯
#TMZ 🚨💩
#RoleModels 🌟🥴
#NewsRadio 📻🤦♂️
#ModernCulture 🗑️🔥 youtu.be/-q_TYZSOuLI?...
#WTF 😳🤯
#TMZ 🚨💩
#RoleModels 🌟🥴
#NewsRadio 📻🤦♂️
#ModernCulture 🗑️🔥 youtu.be/-q_TYZSOuLI?...
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
#JustALittle 🤏💊
#WTF 😳🤯
#TMZ 🚨💩
#RoleModels 🌟🥴
#NewsRadio 📻🤦♂️
#ModernCulture 🗑️🔥 youtu.be/-q_TYZSOuLI?...
#WTF 😳🤯
#TMZ 🚨💩
#RoleModels 🌟🥴
#NewsRadio 📻🤦♂️
#ModernCulture 🗑️🔥 youtu.be/-q_TYZSOuLI?...
"Make Travel Family Friendly Again" - $1 billion for airport pull-up bars. Meanwhile, 6,700 flights delayed.
💪😤 #MEN
✈️🚫 #Delayed
🇺🇸🏋️ #MakeTravelFamilyFriendlyAgain
🎫😡 #YourTaxDollars
🤬✊ #ASSHOLES
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
💪😤 #MEN
✈️🚫 #Delayed
🇺🇸🏋️ #MakeTravelFamilyFriendlyAgain
🎫😡 #YourTaxDollars
🤬✊ #ASSHOLES
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Make Travel Family Friendly Again" - $1 billion for airport pull-up bars. Meanwhile, 6,700 flights delayed.
💪😤 #MEN
✈️🚫 #Delayed
🇺🇸🏋️ #MakeTravelFamilyFriendlyAgain
🎫😡 #YourTaxDollars
🤬✊ #ASSHOLES
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
💪😤 #MEN
✈️🚫 #Delayed
🇺🇸🏋️ #MakeTravelFamilyFriendlyAgain
🎫😡 #YourTaxDollars
🤬✊ #ASSHOLES
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
"ICE is cracking down and being successful..." gets note "...I don't know what a Nephew is. Family is subjective."
🧊👋 #ICE
👨👩👦❓ #FamilyIsSubjective
🎤😰 #PressConference
🙈🙉 #RulesForThee
🔄💀 #TheInstantPivot
📰🤡 #PoliticsInOneImage
www.tmz.com/2025/12/03/n...
🧊👋 #ICE
👨👩👦❓ #FamilyIsSubjective
🎤😰 #PressConference
🙈🙉 #RulesForThee
🔄💀 #TheInstantPivot
📰🤡 #PoliticsInOneImage
www.tmz.com/2025/12/03/n...
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"ICE is cracking down and being successful..." gets note "...I don't know what a Nephew is. Family is subjective."
🧊👋 #ICE
👨👩👦❓ #FamilyIsSubjective
🎤😰 #PressConference
🙈🙉 #RulesForThee
🔄💀 #TheInstantPivot
📰🤡 #PoliticsInOneImage
www.tmz.com/2025/12/03/n...
🧊👋 #ICE
👨👩👦❓ #FamilyIsSubjective
🎤😰 #PressConference
🙈🙉 #RulesForThee
🔄💀 #TheInstantPivot
📰🤡 #PoliticsInOneImage
www.tmz.com/2025/12/03/n...
Everyone wanted the Epstein files. Nobody was ready for the Epstein files.
📂😈 #EpsteinFiles
🍿😱 #NotReady
🐭❌ #NotMickey
🎅💀 #NotSanta
👵😭 #NotTheGoldenGirls
🔗 politico.com/news/2025/12/09/ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-files-grand-jury
📂😈 #EpsteinFiles
🍿😱 #NotReady
🐭❌ #NotMickey
🎅💀 #NotSanta
👵😭 #NotTheGoldenGirls
🔗 politico.com/news/2025/12/09/ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-files-grand-jury
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Everyone wanted the Epstein files. Nobody was ready for the Epstein files.
📂😈 #EpsteinFiles
🍿😱 #NotReady
🐭❌ #NotMickey
🎅💀 #NotSanta
👵😭 #NotTheGoldenGirls
🔗 politico.com/news/2025/12/09/ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-files-grand-jury
📂😈 #EpsteinFiles
🍿😱 #NotReady
🐭❌ #NotMickey
🎅💀 #NotSanta
👵😭 #NotTheGoldenGirls
🔗 politico.com/news/2025/12/09/ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-files-grand-jury
Florida: YOU'RE GETTING YOUR FKNG PEANUTS!
🛫🚗 #FloridaMan
🥜😱 #AirlinePeanuts
☀️💥 #SunroofSurprise
🙅♂️🤷 #IDontEvenLikePeanuts
🌴✈️ #OnlyInFlorida
🔗 tmz.com/2025/12/09/florida-plane-lands-on-car-brevard-county/
🛫🚗 #FloridaMan
🥜😱 #AirlinePeanuts
☀️💥 #SunroofSurprise
🙅♂️🤷 #IDontEvenLikePeanuts
🌴✈️ #OnlyInFlorida
🔗 tmz.com/2025/12/09/florida-plane-lands-on-car-brevard-county/
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Florida: YOU'RE GETTING YOUR FKNG PEANUTS!
🛫🚗 #FloridaMan
🥜😱 #AirlinePeanuts
☀️💥 #SunroofSurprise
🙅♂️🤷 #IDontEvenLikePeanuts
🌴✈️ #OnlyInFlorida
🔗 tmz.com/2025/12/09/florida-plane-lands-on-car-brevard-county/
🛫🚗 #FloridaMan
🥜😱 #AirlinePeanuts
☀️💥 #SunroofSurprise
🙅♂️🤷 #IDontEvenLikePeanuts
🌴✈️ #OnlyInFlorida
🔗 tmz.com/2025/12/09/florida-plane-lands-on-car-brevard-county/
Martha Stewart said she wants to be composted. Snoop said he's got her.
🌱♻️ #Composting
👵🏻✨ #MarthaStewart
🐕🎤 #SnoopDogg
🍸🧃 #GinAndJuice
🌿💚 #ItsAGoodThing
⚰️🌻 #FinalWishes
🤝💀 #FriendsHelpFriends www.tmz.com/2025/12/06/m...
🌱♻️ #Composting
👵🏻✨ #MarthaStewart
🐕🎤 #SnoopDogg
🍸🧃 #GinAndJuice
🌿💚 #ItsAGoodThing
⚰️🌻 #FinalWishes
🤝💀 #FriendsHelpFriends www.tmz.com/2025/12/06/m...
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Martha Stewart said she wants to be composted. Snoop said he's got her.
🌱♻️ #Composting
👵🏻✨ #MarthaStewart
🐕🎤 #SnoopDogg
🍸🧃 #GinAndJuice
🌿💚 #ItsAGoodThing
⚰️🌻 #FinalWishes
🤝💀 #FriendsHelpFriends www.tmz.com/2025/12/06/m...
🌱♻️ #Composting
👵🏻✨ #MarthaStewart
🐕🎤 #SnoopDogg
🍸🧃 #GinAndJuice
🌿💚 #ItsAGoodThing
⚰️🌻 #FinalWishes
🤝💀 #FriendsHelpFriends www.tmz.com/2025/12/06/m...