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Gisselle Jimenez
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Bone librarian, biological anthropologist, world traveler, childfree plant lady, Buckeye football fanatic.
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January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Ohio State has the worst kicker in the history of the world. I fantasize about nut punting him into space.
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Watching the Hawai'i Bowl in the middle of winter in NYC is a real embittering experience.
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
All I want for Christmas is for my upstairs neighbor to be kidnapped by aliens and replaced by a clone that is always out of town.
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The last time the Buckeyes played Miami was in the 2003 Fiesta Bowl where we won the National Championship. That was my last year at Ohio State. I was really hoping for a rematch. Should be fun.
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Holy crap, Oklahoma. Are you really going to choke....AGAIN? Jeez!!
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I guess we have ourselves a game
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Why do the Buckeyes ALWAYS have to play on New Year's Eve? Why can't I be watching from my couch on January 1st like every other top 4 team? Ugh...
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If someone could pleaee just kidnap Jayden Fielding and drop him off in Nome Alaska, everyone in Ohio would really appreciate it.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If Alabama gets into the playoffs after this performance I'm going to go ahead and assume the CEO of ESPN has spent the entire weekend orally pleasuring every single member of the CFP committee.
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reposted by Gisselle Jimenez
top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Feeling much better at halftime. Now, let's hope we can make this a really boring second half and blow these f**kers out.
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I just ordered food like an idiot when I'm clearly not going to be able to eat. My stomach is already churning. Let's go, Buckeyes!
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I swear, if I ever develop telekinesis, there will be so many tourists swimming in the reservoir that the NYPD will have to put up cameras to catch the Central Park flinger.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Well, it's officially Xichigan Week.
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Both Carnell Tate and Jeremiah Smith are out and I have brunch plans. That's how bad Rutgers is at football. Go, Buckeyes!
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Effervescent vitamin tablet and sparkling water. My version of a vitamin cocktail.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Reposted by Gisselle Jimenez
A new study found the Trump administration’s cuts to NIH grants disrupted more than 380 clinical trials, affecting over 74,000 participants.

The cuts disproportionately impacted trials on infectious diseases and minority communities.
Federal cuts upended clinical trials. A new study reveals the toll.
Grants for 383 clinical trials were terminated and the funding disruptions affected more than 74,000 trial participants, according to new research.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If Jeremiah Smith and Carnell Tate could please just take this weekend off and get healthy for November 29th, I would really appreciate it. I think we're going to be fine against Rutgers.
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I guess now we know why Trump wanted to call it the Big Beautiful Bill. Hahahaha
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Beanie Wells is my all time CBS favorite! Also, how far does Oklahoma jump?
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I would like to apologize to Texas' defense on behalf of their offense. This is infuriating. I want to stab someone right now.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Arch Manning is alone on that offense, and he's no Diego Pavia.
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Texas doesn't have an Arch problem. They have a no receivers problem. Their receivers are hot stinking garbage.
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM