Come up to Celtic, Kevin

For the first 3 trophies that you listed, only English clubs compete (and EPL clubs win).
The other two? Fair dos. But do not expect Palace or Spurs to win anything else any time soon.

And he trapped a racoon in the dugout tunnel with McNeil last year.
Yet, we must address more pressing issues.

Why were they wearing the blood-stained poppy? That's British psuedo-empire propoganda about their "malevolent" military.

Why no tariffs on Russia? But it's okay to tariff the EU, Canada, Mexico, China, Japan....