I'm doing this for you!
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm doing this for you!
Um, that's not in the script...
July 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Um, that's not in the script...
If it means anything coming from a Gecko, I think you'll all pull through this mess. You and the world just won't be the same.
July 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If it means anything coming from a Gecko, I think you'll all pull through this mess. You and the world just won't be the same.
And remember kids, never buy marmalade from a guy with a top hat.
June 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
And remember kids, never buy marmalade from a guy with a top hat.
Set Phasers to wet, I'm back baby!
May 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Set Phasers to wet, I'm back baby!
Dead fly martini. Shaken not stirred.
April 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Dead fly martini. Shaken not stirred.
Is it just me or am I ENGULFED IN FLAMES?!
April 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Is it just me or am I ENGULFED IN FLAMES?!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
March 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
500 channels and still nothing on.
March 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
500 channels and still nothing on.
Scotty, beam me backstage at the Spice Girls concert.
February 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Scotty, beam me backstage at the Spice Girls concert.
This is like an all-nighter at Richard Simmons' house.
February 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is like an all-nighter at Richard Simmons' house.
If I were real this would hurt.
February 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If I were real this would hurt.
Is this the Year of the Gecko?
February 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Is this the Year of the Gecko?
Ugly is as Ugly does.
February 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ugly is as Ugly does.
Secrets?! I just LOVE secrets!
February 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Secrets?! I just LOVE secrets!
If I had a life, I'd be glad to get back to it!
February 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If I had a life, I'd be glad to get back to it!
Yeah, this place has all the warmth of a Dick Clark special.
February 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yeah, this place has all the warmth of a Dick Clark special.
This wasn't in the manual...
February 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This wasn't in the manual...
Mental note: throw up later...
February 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Mental note: throw up later...
The Government told me these experiments were over!
January 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The Government told me these experiments were over!
How did I get in Bill Gates' head?
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
How did I get in Bill Gates' head?
Ah, to see the world as Keith Richards does.
January 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Ah, to see the world as Keith Richards does.