The Epstein files are worse for Trump than we can imagine.
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The Epstein files are worse for Trump than we can imagine.
He’s a fat fuck. I’m not a doctor and I can tell you that confidently.
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
He’s a fat fuck. I’m not a doctor and I can tell you that confidently.
Why is Trump’s AI Pritzger holding a third of a Trump Value Meal?
January 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Why is Trump’s AI Pritzger holding a third of a Trump Value Meal?
He wouldn’t be known for horrendous flatulence without the fuel.
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
He wouldn’t be known for horrendous flatulence without the fuel.
Barron putting out Damien vibes.
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Barron putting out Damien vibes.
Grandpa: I wasn’t sleeping. I was resting my eyes.
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Grandpa: I wasn’t sleeping. I was resting my eyes.
If they moved the meetings to his bedroom, they could get a 10 hour day in and he wouldn’t notice.
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
If they moved the meetings to his bedroom, they could get a 10 hour day in and he wouldn’t notice.
Thin blood enables the disinfectant to flow more freely.
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Thin blood enables the disinfectant to flow more freely.
Whiny whiner whining.
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Whiny whiner whining.
NYT editor: did you finally get that photo of Bigfoot?
Photographer: Yeah boss. Real sexy like you asked …
Photographer: Yeah boss. Real sexy like you asked …
December 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
NYT editor: did you finally get that photo of Bigfoot?
Photographer: Yeah boss. Real sexy like you asked …
Photographer: Yeah boss. Real sexy like you asked …
If reasonable Americans consider Trump a curse on the US and Netanyahu think he’s a blessing for Israel, maybe reasonable Americans and Netanyahu are misaligned.
December 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If reasonable Americans consider Trump a curse on the US and Netanyahu think he’s a blessing for Israel, maybe reasonable Americans and Netanyahu are misaligned.
He demolished a third of the White House complex and that isn’t even in the top 10 worst things he did this year.
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
He demolished a third of the White House complex and that isn’t even in the top 10 worst things he did this year.
But when it comes to life, Trump is all douche.
December 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
But when it comes to life, Trump is all douche.
“My gravy is lumpy.”
There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in this country.
“We drive on the parkway and park on the driveway.”
There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in this country.
“My left arm is weaker than my right arm.”
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There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in this country.
“We drive on the parkway and park on the driveway.”
There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in this country.
“My left arm is weaker than my right arm.”
…
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“My gravy is lumpy.”
There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in this country.
“We drive on the parkway and park on the driveway.”
There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in this country.
“My left arm is weaker than my right arm.”
…
There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in this country.
“We drive on the parkway and park on the driveway.”
There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in this country.
“My left arm is weaker than my right arm.”
…
Pretty good chance this is the first time “infiltrate” was used in a light-hearted Christmas Eve call to a child. So he’s got that going for him …
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Pretty good chance this is the first time “infiltrate” was used in a light-hearted Christmas Eve call to a child. So he’s got that going for him …
How much profit has the Navy booked?
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
How much profit has the Navy booked?
It’s a trick she could only play once. Any credibility she and CBS News had is gone.
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s a trick she could only play once. Any credibility she and CBS News had is gone.
What the hell did she think this would be like?
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What the hell did she think this would be like?
Why would one rapist lie to another rapist about a third rapist?
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Why would one rapist lie to another rapist about a third rapist?
First degree RDL in progress.
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
First degree RDL in progress.
Disregard for leadership when the leader is demonstrably unsuited for their position is the right way.
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Disregard for leadership when the leader is demonstrably unsuited for their position is the right way.