Ged Yates
gedyates.bsky.social
Ged Yates
@gedyates.bsky.social
Writer.
Where do I sign up?
January 17, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Disappointing lack of dildoes, dead bodies or inappropriate wildlife in the reflections there.
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Except that bloke who took out a court order to stop The Clash’s singer using them. He tried to ban Joe’s banjos.
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“They injected a light into me, a really bright light. The brightest.”
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Putting the ‘dick’ in dictator.

I wish I hadn’t typed that now. I feel like I’ve sullied myself.
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Where do I sign up?
January 15, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Snail Mewl Print Club?

Or would that mean they all have to be kittens?
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It’s ridiculous (and disgraceful, and depressing) that a company supposedly aimed at encouraging reading would even countenance the inclusion of AI work.
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Warringtonandonandon
January 14, 2026 at 12:21 PM
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Lord have Mersey.
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 AM
It’s a web of lies.
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 PM
It’s just a con by Big Weather.
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Four days now and I’m still laughing at these. Brilliant work.
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
It only adds to the appal.
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Meditation. In the morning and just before bed. Doesn’t half help with sleep quality.
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 PM
It’ll pitta out before it hits us.
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Eric Clapton is in that word search but not in the list of names.

#nerdalert
January 7, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Wartime Popaganda.
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Why would you want to freeze peaches?
January 7, 2026 at 10:07 AM