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Steve M.
@geekprivateers.bsky.social
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Navy Veteran 1992-2006
VFW Life Member (OJE/OEF/OIF)
Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late...

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Chaotic Neutral D&D 5e DM

Florida Gators & Tampa Bay Bucs fan
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Words of wisdom from Hogfather. #Discworld
You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. 'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.IT'S EDUCATIONAL. 'What if she cuts herself?'THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON TERRY PRATCHETT WORDPORN.COM
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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#NewProfilePicture
Santa Steve
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Santa's been working out. Send cookies! #HappyHoliidays
Buff Santa tonight in Eustis at the State Theatre.
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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NOVEMBER 27 I'm acing Spanish lessons with 96% accuracy! WORDS I LEARNED fuera tés enfrente quedarse allá direcciones papel pie duolingo
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Greeting card meme that reads "Nay your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it."
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Bwahahahaha
A picture of beer bottle caps with the caption "Hegseth shows off his service medals".
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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A can of Monster energy drink.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Picture of Will Ferrell opening a beer with the caption "The Hobbits after arriving to the Prancing Pony after being hunted by the Black Riders Pippin, immediately:"
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Meme from the movie Clerks as Dante screams at Trump "Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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December 2022 in Paris, France. Another favorite getaway when we can go! #NewProfilePicture
Author and Santa in Paris, France. December 2022.
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I'm just relearning Spanish, not bad since it's only been since high school.
Graphic saying I completed the November challenge 97.2% faster than all learners pn Duolingo.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Just gonna keep scrolling 😋 #VeteransDay
Cheeky photo of a dog in combat gear with a caption that reads "Almost Veterans Day better change my profile pic to get some thanks".
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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New #profilepicture for #VeteransDay
New profile picture of @geekprivateers circa 2004. Veterans Day 2025 profile picture.
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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My pancakes are almost like crepes.
My pancakes are almost like crepes.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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South Park mocked Melania Trump best.
South Park mocked Melania Trump best.
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Which hat for our town's Veterans' recognition ceremony this morning? My VFW Life Member or upside-down down flag hat?

Wearing my "I'm a Veteran, not a sucker or a loser T-shirt" from @votevets.org
Selfie, which hat? VFW Life Member or upside down flag hat? Wearing my "I'm a Veteran, not a sucker or a loser T-shirt" from @VoteVets.org Selfie, which hat? VFW Life Member or upside down flag hat? Wearing my "I'm a Veteran, not a sucker or a loser T-shirt" from @VoteVets.org
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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En Español
The badge from Duolingo celebrating a 650 day learning streak!
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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#newcoverpicture
Blue tsnuami wave
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Quick, give Death a roll of quarters so he can keep grabbing a few more!
A picture of Death playing the arcade game grabbing a prize and grabbing Dick Cheney. The caption reads "Dick Cheney?!? FUCK YEAH!!!"
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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🤣🤣🤣
Picture of the second lady implying When you watch your husband get handsy with a single mom in leather pants, but you can't make him sleep on the couch cause he'll fuck that too
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Back fishing the North Causeway Bridge in NSB Florida. It's only been 18 months. Enjoying the weather today. 😎
Me fishing after 18 months not fishing at north causeway bridge NSB Florida.
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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D&D game night tonight, and I get to play as a player, not as the DM! My outfit tonight, just because.
#ForeverDM

IYKYK 😎
The author in Halloween costume tonight for D&D one-shot as Death.
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Yes, we had a mess last night in Lake County. Roads washed out, sinkholes opening up. I'm still drying out my walkout basement this morning.
Graphic showing rainfall yesterday in Central Florida. W FIRST WARNING YESTERDAY'S FLOODING RAINS EUSTIS 19.70" MOUNT DORA 17.86" PORT ST. JOHN 15.75" TITUSVILLE 14.67" PORT CANAVERAL | 14.42"
October 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I knew it!
A picture of the White House with a Star Wars Death Star under construction as the new ballroom.
October 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I needed this laugh today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This meme illustrates the common disconnect between developers and users of a product. The developers (the parents) are happy with the product (the baby mobile) because from their perspective, it looks good and works as intended. The users (the baby) have a completely different experience, as their perspective is from the bottom up, seeing only the underside of the hanging toys. Developers Users VIC.COM/PITERSKII PUNK WALL I love it! Z Me too!
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM