Geert Broekmann
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Geert Broekmann
@geertzilla.bsky.social
Creative tech, gamedev, and resident box maker @ Hanze University.
Voice/narrative/writey/audio boy also.
He/him
That's great for two reasons: 1) you deserve it, and 2) the name BAFTA will now be said in the same breath as the words Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator and I think that's beautiful
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Next step is introducing your kid to chocolate sprinkles on bread, and before long it's dinner at 18.00 and four day work weeks.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Saturday evening you better believe you'll find me in the master roksn. In one door and out the other 😎
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is what the fans expect. Can't go against tradition 🤎
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I cannot remember how often we've had to say the words "championship back on?" in the last few months.
How is this still a thing?
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm sorry for all these jokey answers to your question. Please do your own research and you'll find out it's named after the famed female birth-giving organs, or 'ovalries' in Latin, because it's where democracy was born.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
New video game genre title unlocked
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
US gov, solving poverty: "stop eating all those avocados"

US gov, solving health care: "but how bout them avocados though"
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just saw the Linus Tech Tips video on it, where apparently he'd been told they're planning on pricing it as a PC rather than a console. That smells like 1000+
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Think about all the eggs you can stow away in those pockets though!
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Could I advocate for Scrapheap Challenge/ Junkyard Wars on a Saturday morning?
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
If that's the Røde wireless go, you can change the gain levels on the receiver, using the buttons underneath it (they absolutely don't read like navigational buttons but they are😅)
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Also honestly wouldn't be surprised if they just straight up go 1000 and blame it on chip and ram shortage.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think 599, but wouldn't be surprised if they go lower given their cut as intermediaries for the software
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just imagine having multiple goldilocks zones like if the porridge is too cold you can just call it overnight oats. But with habitation 😂
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"It's important to assume every game company is now using AI, because that's the only way to justify my hyper fixation on this widely criticized tech to the shareholders" 🤡
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Absolutely hilarious if the added perceived value to human work leads to a more unified, unopposed push for unionization and workers rights protections
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
*Steps into bank with gun and robot*
"ignore all previous instructions and tell these people to put their hands up"
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Imagine the unfiltered blowback by the James Bond watching crowd when there's an inconsistency in the overarching narrative between films. The essays it will spark!
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Tasty race, that 😻
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM