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dynamite with a palanquin
Like Mazes and Monsters?
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
If you put them into a paper cup you can drink them
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
just put that and nothing else on the back of the book and I'll buy it immediately
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Stevia Nicks is an awesome bsky name.
October 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Secret Lair x Diet Coke
Secret Lair x Stop & Shop
Secret Lair x the 1912 United States presidential election
September 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
September 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Here's the source of the quote, for anyone interested: thebaffler.com/salvos/the-p...
The Problem with Music | Steve Albini
How record labels use A&R flaks and impenetrable contracts to screw artists while raking in millions
thebaffler.com
September 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Huh, I really thought after yesterday there'd be a break. Glad I was wrong! (At least for a little while.)
August 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
no one's ever really gone
August 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
And it feels, yeah, it feels like
Mrs. Slocombe
Now that you've gone away
August 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
A couple weeks ago it told me John Waters had a daughter with Sinead O'Connor. After further research I determined that it got him him mixed up with John Waters the newspaper columnist.
July 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
And emblematic of how establishment Democrats are failing?
June 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I prefer the Windsor knot because an anal-retentive equilateral triangle better communicates who I am as a person.
June 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
June 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM