Ryan Bach
@gemcitychico.bsky.social
Santa is on my street (Official Mongolian Throat Singing Remix)
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Santa is on my street (Official Mongolian Throat Singing Remix)
Santa is on my street
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Santa is on my street
Ppl be like “you’re like a whole different person now that you’re clean & sober” Actually I’m closer to a chimpanzee now than I am a person, but sure
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ppl be like “you’re like a whole different person now that you’re clean & sober” Actually I’m closer to a chimpanzee now than I am a person, but sure
elderly Michael & Dwight when they have to come out of retirement to work at Dunder-Mifflin again because social security is assed out in the future + inflation has exhausted their 401k money
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
elderly Michael & Dwight when they have to come out of retirement to work at Dunder-Mifflin again because social security is assed out in the future + inflation has exhausted their 401k money
What’s crazy is he wants to be forgiven for the fraud & corruption but he prolonged his day of reckoning for it by carrying out a war that has completely ruined Israel’s reputation on the world stage. Like, no coming back from it. If I was in the Israeli government I’d be like “boy fuck you” lol
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What’s crazy is he wants to be forgiven for the fraud & corruption but he prolonged his day of reckoning for it by carrying out a war that has completely ruined Israel’s reputation on the world stage. Like, no coming back from it. If I was in the Israeli government I’d be like “boy fuck you” lol
Leftover turkey sandwiches after thanksgiving are so top tier🤤 This my breakfast lol
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Leftover turkey sandwiches after thanksgiving are so top tier🤤 This my breakfast lol
Happy Thanksgiving 🤍
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 🤍
LMAO this is so pointedly relatable that I feel kind of attacked 😂 I speak colloquially so much & I have so much fuck shit side by side with normal/professional stuff that I always have a paranoia about slipping up
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
LMAO this is so pointedly relatable that I feel kind of attacked 😂 I speak colloquially so much & I have so much fuck shit side by side with normal/professional stuff that I always have a paranoia about slipping up
Ben Shapiro is so funny to me lmaooo “Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions” - Benjamin Marie Shapiro
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Ben Shapiro is so funny to me lmaooo “Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions” - Benjamin Marie Shapiro
I ain’t reading all that bullshit. shut yo ass up and release the goddamn Epstein files + the CPI + job loss reports, fat boy!
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I ain’t reading all that bullshit. shut yo ass up and release the goddamn Epstein files + the CPI + job loss reports, fat boy!
Good morning, friends 🌞 happy Friday
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Good morning, friends 🌞 happy Friday
Pizza & chicken parm sub
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Pizza & chicken parm sub
Aye thanks 🙏🏻 I agree, they have the hat too in the same style as all the old 20th century wars’ hats, I’m gonna get it to complete the fit
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Aye thanks 🙏🏻 I agree, they have the hat too in the same style as all the old 20th century wars’ hats, I’m gonna get it to complete the fit
here’s an old pic of me when I first enlisted in the war at around 16 (circa 2011, colorized)
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
here’s an old pic of me when I first enlisted in the war at around 16 (circa 2011, colorized)
Happy Veterans Day 🙂 special salute to all my fellow Drug War Vets 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Happy Veterans Day 🙂 special salute to all my fellow Drug War Vets 🫡
First snow started while I was out, I just barely beat it
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
First snow started while I was out, I just barely beat it
Nancy Pelosi announced her retirement. Shawty stayed in all these years insider trading then soon as the orangutan trump fucks up the entire economy shes like “ight, ima head out” lmao ion blame her
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Nancy Pelosi announced her retirement. Shawty stayed in all these years insider trading then soon as the orangutan trump fucks up the entire economy shes like “ight, ima head out” lmao ion blame her
Okay who has a first grader? I got the gun, you bring the kid, we’ll have him/her shoot me, then we’ll split the check
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Okay who has a first grader? I got the gun, you bring the kid, we’ll have him/her shoot me, then we’ll split the check
Full moon. I’m finna get silly tonight 😈
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Full moon. I’m finna get silly tonight 😈
Yeah idk Elon, maybe I’m just a stickler but I personally am of the opinion that molesting children, raping young girls most definitely meets the standard for what I’d classify as an evil fucking person. But hey, that’s just me & who am I lol.
November 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Yeah idk Elon, maybe I’m just a stickler but I personally am of the opinion that molesting children, raping young girls most definitely meets the standard for what I’d classify as an evil fucking person. But hey, that’s just me & who am I lol.
Pizza + football (feat. booze) 😋
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Pizza + football (feat. booze) 😋
Good morning y’all, happy Saturday 🌞🤗
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Good morning y’all, happy Saturday 🌞🤗
“God gives His hardest battles to His strongest soldiers” well can someone please inform God that I’m not the Himdamn incredible Hulk? Because He clearly has us confused & been giving me Banner’s battles
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“God gives His hardest battles to His strongest soldiers” well can someone please inform God that I’m not the Himdamn incredible Hulk? Because He clearly has us confused & been giving me Banner’s battles
“What’s discovered in the office after my boss pisses me off & i walk straight to the breakroom”
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“What’s discovered in the office after my boss pisses me off & i walk straight to the breakroom”