General Bummers
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My chihuahua Agnes always has to spout off one little “your mom’s a ho” bark to all the neighbors as she’s running back in the house from a 2am tinkle. Lil betch
January 22, 2026 at 9:48 AM
My chihuahua Agnes always has to spout off one little “your mom’s a ho” bark to all the neighbors as she’s running back in the house from a 2am tinkle. Lil betch
This made me laugh so hard, but I don’t know anyone who watches RHOSLC, so I have to share it here.
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 AM
This made me laugh so hard, but I don’t know anyone who watches RHOSLC, so I have to share it here.
Cute date idea: take a shot every time a Real Housewife says “move/moving forward” and rest in peace
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Cute date idea: take a shot every time a Real Housewife says “move/moving forward” and rest in peace
Gotta admit: It stings a little when I put on makeup & think, Ooh, I look good and then Face ID is like
a woman says i don t know her in a purple background
ALT: a woman says i don t know her in a purple background
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January 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Gotta admit: It stings a little when I put on makeup & think, Ooh, I look good and then Face ID is like
How can hair be oily AND staticky? Asking for fuck’s sake 😩
December 5, 2024 at 4:35 AM
How can hair be oily AND staticky? Asking for fuck’s sake 😩
Cool thing about being the adult: you’re not obligated to do the elf on the shelf
a man says you don 't have to if you don 't want to netflix
ALT: a man says you don 't have to if you don 't want to netflix
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December 3, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Cool thing about being the adult: you’re not obligated to do the elf on the shelf
What’s the disorder called when you can’t not follow “Jingle bells…” with “…Batman smells,” even at 39 years young?
November 30, 2024 at 7:53 PM
What’s the disorder called when you can’t not follow “Jingle bells…” with “…Batman smells,” even at 39 years young?
Just think of how much cheaper car insurance could be if they didn’t pay for so much advertising.
November 24, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Just think of how much cheaper car insurance could be if they didn’t pay for so much advertising.
Could #TheEchoMachine2025 by @davidpakman.bsky.social be the first book I ever read? We’ll see!
November 21, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Could #TheEchoMachine2025 by @davidpakman.bsky.social be the first book I ever read? We’ll see!
In the very least, maybe we’ll get some good art out of it. 😪
November 6, 2024 at 11:56 PM
In the very least, maybe we’ll get some good art out of it. 😪
Fun fact about me: I love witnessing strangers exchange pleasantries! 😀🤝😀
March 4, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Fun fact about me: I love witnessing strangers exchange pleasantries! 😀🤝😀
“Oh, I looooooove farting in the store.” -a thing that just came out of my mouth
February 20, 2024 at 7:34 PM
“Oh, I looooooove farting in the store.” -a thing that just came out of my mouth
Gently but firmly blowing your pube a goodbye kiss from the rim of the bowl in a public restroom… #JustGirlyThings
January 17, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Gently but firmly blowing your pube a goodbye kiss from the rim of the bowl in a public restroom… #JustGirlyThings
Sometimes I’ll be sitting in my car at a red light or in a restaurant eating lunch, and there’ll be music playing, and I’ll look out the window and see a bird, and I’ll think to myself, I wonder if that bird likes this song…
January 16, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Sometimes I’ll be sitting in my car at a red light or in a restaurant eating lunch, and there’ll be music playing, and I’ll look out the window and see a bird, and I’ll think to myself, I wonder if that bird likes this song…
Repeatedly Getting Emotional in a Panda Express: the General Bummers Story
November 27, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Repeatedly Getting Emotional in a Panda Express: the General Bummers Story
